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My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.

[insert Darth Vader's helmet reference here]

Dr. Medulla wrote:[insert Darth Vader's helmet reference here]

Dude, total crush on him, too. When I was younger.......

cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.

It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.

cretin wrote:

cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.

It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.

You're an intriguing character, cretin.

Flex wrote:

cretin wrote:

cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.

It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.

You're an intriguing character, cretin.

Indeed.

By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.

Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.

I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

Flex wrote:

Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.

I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

They're the Star Wars equivalent of whatever race you hate in Star Trek, I guess.

I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.

And I'm always like "That is NOT Bib Fortuna! Bib Fortuna is a Twi'lek! I will let Shaq have at Jerry's ass if Bib Fortuna is not a Twi'lek!"




Lucky for Jerry.

Wolter wrote:

Flex wrote:

Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.

I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

They're the Star Wars equivalent of whatever race you hate in Star Trek, I guess.

The Bolians? Oh god, if Bothans are anything like Bolians I hate them so much.

Addendum: This is a Bolian:

cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.

If only so you could not be looked at strangely when you yelled "OOTINI!" in public...

The Bothans were the spies who gave the false espionage to the rebels about the 2nd Death Star. You just fucking know they were traitorous scum.

cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.

Would you be a jedi jawa?

Wolter wrote:

cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.

If only so you could not be looked at strangely when you yelled "OOTINI!" in public...

I just want to cuddle with one. I would like to spend the day in a cuddle puddle with Jawas. <3