Sith.Flex wrote:Would you be a jedi jawa?cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.
A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
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Wolter
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Holy shit. Now I hate Bolians.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Wolter
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By the way, I consider both Phantom Menace and Clone War to be less canonical than the Zahn books. Also less canon than the video games, the Goodwin/Williamson comic strip, and honestly anything my friends and I made up when playing with our Star Wars figures in the dirt road next to our house.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Flex
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Re: Star Wars
You don't get to choose canon man.Wolter wrote:By the way, I consider both Phantom Menace and Clone War to be less canonical than the Zahn books. Also less canon than the video games, the Goodwin/Williamson comic strip, and honestly anything my friends and I made up when playing with our Star Wars figures in the dirt road next to our house.
My favorite things in the Star Wars universe are the KOTOR games. Some of the vest crpgs I've ever played.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Wolter
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Well, I do, because I'm not a filthy Hippie.Flex wrote:You don't get to choose canon man.Wolter wrote:By the way, I consider both Phantom Menace and Clone War to be less canonical than the Zahn books. Also less canon than the video games, the Goodwin/Williamson comic strip, and honestly anything my friends and I made up when playing with our Star Wars figures in the dirt road next to our house.
My favorite things in the Star Wars universe are the KOTOR games. Some of the vest crpgs I've ever played.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Star Wars
That's what everyone says.Flex wrote:You're an intriguing character, cretin.cretin wrote:It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
Re: Star Wars
And I quote..Wolter wrote:By the way, I consider both Phantom Menace and Clone War to be less canonical than the Zahn books. Also less canon than the video games, the Goodwin/Williamson comic strip, and honestly anything my friends and I made up when playing with our Star Wars figures in the dirt road next to our house.
Solid.
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Silent Majority
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Re: Star Wars
I've never not been bored by a Star Wars film.
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Silent Majority
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Re: Star Wars
I didn't hate the giant monkey, but that aryan ladyboy running round in his dressing gown trying to act was pathetic. Indiana Jones played a half decent part, he should have been the lead.
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Star Wars
In case some of you haven't seen "George Lucas in Love," it's really quite funny. Set aside ten minutes and giggle. George himself reportedly loved it.
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Also, my buddy's throwaway Star Wars joke: "Tusken Raiders use call display block on their phones to hide their numbers."
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Also, my buddy's throwaway Star Wars joke: "Tusken Raiders use call display block on their phones to hide their numbers."
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Wolter
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Canadians frighten easily, but they will be back, and in greater numbers...
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Star Wars
Don't you mean Mexicans? [/loudobbs]Wolter wrote:Canadians frighten easily, but they will be back, and in greater numbers...
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Wolter
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I mean everyone browner than me. [/Yawkey]Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't you mean Mexicans? [/loudobbs]Wolter wrote:Canadians frighten easily, but they will be back, and in greater numbers...
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"