Star Wars
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
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Re: Star Wars
[insert Darth Vader's helmet reference here]
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Star Wars
Dude, total crush on him, too. When I was younger.......Dr. Medulla wrote:[insert Darth Vader's helmet reference here]
Re: Star Wars
It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
- Flex
- Mechano-Man of the Future
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Re: Star Wars
You're an intriguing character, cretin.cretin wrote:It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
- Wolter
- Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
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Re: Star Wars
Indeed.Flex wrote:You're an intriguing character, cretin.cretin wrote:It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
By the way: Fuck Bothans.
There. I said it.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- Flex
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Re: Star Wars
I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.
There. I said it.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
- Wolter
- Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
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Re: Star Wars
They're the Star Wars equivalent of whatever race you hate in Star Trek, I guess.Flex wrote:I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.
There. I said it.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Star Wars
I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.
A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
Re: Star Wars
And I'm always like "That is NOT Bib Fortuna! Bib Fortuna is a Twi'lek! I will let Shaq have at Jerry's ass if Bib Fortuna is not a Twi'lek!"
Lucky for Jerry.
Lucky for Jerry.
- Flex
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Re: Star Wars
The Bolians? Oh god, if Bothans are anything like Bolians I hate them so much.Wolter wrote:They're the Star Wars equivalent of whatever race you hate in Star Trek, I guess.Flex wrote:I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.
There. I said it.
Addendum: This is a Bolian:
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
- Wolter
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Re: Star Wars
If only so you could not be looked at strangely when you yelled "OOTINI!" in public...cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.
A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- Wolter
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Re: Star Wars
The Bothans were the spies who gave the false espionage to the rebels about the 2nd Death Star. You just fucking know they were traitorous scum.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- Flex
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Re: Star Wars
Would you be a jedi jawa?cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.
A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: Star Wars
I just want to cuddle with one. I would like to spend the day in a cuddle puddle with Jawas. <3Wolter wrote:If only so you could not be looked at strangely when you yelled "OOTINI!" in public...cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.
A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.