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Re: Star Wars

Post by Dr. Medulla » 07 Dec 2017, 2:47pm

Star Wars dildos: For when you want to go solo, but don't want to use your han.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by JennyB » 07 Dec 2017, 2:49pm

matedog wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 11:27am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 3:37am
What the fuck is going on with you people?

Lol @ the Jaba dildo. What's the Han freeze chamber thing?
Wouldn't that be a Yoda dildo? Ugh, I hate myself for knowing this.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by matedog » 07 Dec 2017, 3:20pm

JennyB wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 2:49pm
matedog wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 11:27am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 3:37am
What the fuck is going on with you people?

Lol @ the Jaba dildo. What's the Han freeze chamber thing?
Wouldn't that be a Yoda dildo? Ugh, I hate myself for knowing this.
I guess that's the Yoda color. The shape looks kinda like Jaba himself, so I assumed that, but yeah you're right. I guess they could make some kinda Jaba tongue toy.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Dec 2017, 7:15am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 2:47pm
Star Wars dildos: For when you want to go solo, but don't want to use your han.
Shame on y'alls for not acknowledging the punny finery of this. :naughty:
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Re: Star Wars

Post by JoseUnidos » 08 Dec 2017, 10:28am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 7:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 2:47pm
Star Wars dildos: For when you want to go solo, but don't want to use your han.
Shame on y'alls for not acknowledging the punny finery of this. :naughty:
Brilliant stuff - I certainly thought there'd be more of a buzz over it around here.

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Re: Star Wars

Post by JennyB » 08 Dec 2017, 10:59am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 7:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 2:47pm
Star Wars dildos: For when you want to go solo, but don't want to use your han.
Shame on y'alls for not acknowledging the punny finery of this. :naughty:
It was very good, Doc.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by Boddington » 16 Dec 2017, 1:00am

I saw The Last Jedi tonight. I liked it, I think. I don't think I like it as much as I like anything from the original trilogy, but I think I like it more than everything else, and even if Rogue One was probably a tighter movie, it didn't have the highs that TLJ did. There's lots of things I would have liked to see differently, because I just would have liked to see multiple visions/versions of this story, but what Rian Johnson did is better than what Abrams did.

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Post by Wolter » 16 Dec 2017, 3:03am

I really, really liked this. I cannot objectively speak about the original trilogy, because of childhood emotional attachment, but this was hands down my favorite Star Wars movie outside of those. And I haven’t disliked any of the new ones.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by BostonBeaneater » 16 Dec 2017, 4:19am

I couldn’t believe Luke would use the force to such dastardly ends but when this many accusers line up you sort of have to believe it’s true.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Dec 2017, 7:44am

Not going until Christmas Day, but I have every expectation that I'll like it—c'mon, it's Star Wars; even crappy instalments like AotC were entertaining—if only because the type of criticism of it I've seen suggests those who automatically hate that which is widely popular.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by revbob » 16 Dec 2017, 8:54am

I found it enjoyable. The original 3 are untouchable for me. This was head and shoulders above the 3 crappy ones.

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Re: Star Wars

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Dec 2017, 7:48am

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Re: Star Wars

Post by Dr. Medulla » 18 Dec 2017, 7:17pm

I still haven't seen it—another week—but this is an interesting take from Gerry Conway, a generational analysis rooted in the directors and the stage-of-life of the characters. Wolter's more familiar with Strauss & Howe than anyone else here, I think, so it might only be of interest to him.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by revbob » 18 Dec 2017, 8:15pm

Fuck that was long, did Ratty write it?

Again I liked the new movie and bonus still no overtly stereotypical racist characters like the ones Lucas was always inserting.

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Re: Star Wars

Post by Wolter » 18 Dec 2017, 9:31pm

That was an interesting read. Thanks!
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