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Post by cretin » 30 Jun 2009, 12:15am

My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Jun 2009, 12:16am

[insert Darth Vader's helmet reference here]
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Post by cretin » 30 Jun 2009, 12:17am

Dr. Medulla wrote:[insert Darth Vader's helmet reference here]
Dude, total crush on him, too. When I was younger....... :shifty:
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Post by cretin » 30 Jun 2009, 12:18am

cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.
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Post by Flex » 30 Jun 2009, 12:20am

cretin wrote:
cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.
You're an intriguing character, cretin.
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Post by Wolter » 30 Jun 2009, 12:26am

Flex wrote:
cretin wrote:
cretin wrote:My first naughty dream was about Boba Fett.
It's probably important to note that said dream occured three weeks ago.
You're an intriguing character, cretin.
Indeed.

By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.
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Post by Flex » 30 Jun 2009, 12:28am

Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.
I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
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Post by Wolter » 30 Jun 2009, 12:29am

Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.
I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
They're the Star Wars equivalent of whatever race you hate in Star Trek, I guess.
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Post by cretin » 30 Jun 2009, 12:30am

I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by cretin » 30 Jun 2009, 12:33am

And I'm always like "That is NOT Bib Fortuna! Bib Fortuna is a Twi'lek! I will let Shaq have at Jerry's ass if Bib Fortuna is not a Twi'lek!"




Lucky for Jerry. :cool:
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Post by Flex » 30 Jun 2009, 12:33am

Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:By the way: Fuck Bothans.

There. I said it.
I take a certain pleasure in not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
They're the Star Wars equivalent of whatever race you hate in Star Trek, I guess.
The Bolians? Oh god, if Bothans are anything like Bolians I hate them so much.

Addendum: This is a Bolian:
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Post by Wolter » 30 Jun 2009, 12:34am

cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
If only so you could not be looked at strangely when you yelled "OOTINI!" in public...
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Post by Wolter » 30 Jun 2009, 12:34am

The Bothans were the spies who gave the false espionage to the rebels about the 2nd Death Star. You just fucking know they were traitorous scum.
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Re: Star Wars

Post by Flex » 30 Jun 2009, 12:35am

cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
Would you be a jedi jawa?
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Re: Star Wars

Post by cretin » 30 Jun 2009, 12:35am

Wolter wrote:
cretin wrote:I hate the Ewoks, but I love the Jawas.

A Jawa is what I would be, were I to be from Star Wars.
If only so you could not be looked at strangely when you yelled "OOTINI!" in public...
I just want to cuddle with one. I would like to spend the day in a cuddle puddle with Jawas. <3
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