What's a night walker?

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What's a night walker?

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There's a house a few miles from here that's selling them/him/her/it. I looked it up in the dictionary and even Googled it. :scared: I don't think they're really selling night walkers. Wonder if they meant night crawlers.

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This guy all grown up?
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I guess. I just see the signs posted on the telephone poles. Maybe he's got some mutant fishing worms with legs. Hmm...

That dude's got some scary looking feet. :scared:

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Mimi wrote:There's a house a few miles from here that's selling them/him/her/it. I looked it up in the dictionary and even Googled it. :scared: I don't think they're really selling night walkers. Wonder if they meant night crawlers.
Hyper-evolutionary earthworms.






Is this house by chance a genetic engineering lab?

In which case, I'll order one of the new model five-assed night crawlers.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Mimi wrote:There's a house a few miles from here that's selling them/him/her/it. I looked it up in the dictionary and even Googled it. :scared: I don't think they're really selling night walkers. Wonder if they meant night crawlers.
Hyper-evolutionary earthworms.






Is this house by chance a genetic engineering lab?

In which case, I'll order one of the new model five-assed night crawlers.

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I should stop by and check. My curiosity is getting the better of me.

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Maybe they mean streetwalkers. How are you stocked for prostitutes?
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Kolchak?
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No wait, that's a night stalker.
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Cool pic eumass!

Could a night walker be a euphemism for a prostitute?

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revbob wrote:Cool pic eumass!

Could a night walker be a euphemism for a prostitute?
Oh, it is. But this person has signs posted on telephone poles: For sale by the dozen. I don't know where he's getting his bitches from in this farming community and I can only imagine what they look like. But, I really think he/she is selling worms and got confused. It makes me laugh every time I see the sign though. :mrgreen:

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threecoffins wrote:Image
Awesome!

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