The official thread where everyone stays on topic.

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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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threecoffins wrote:
Wolter wrote:
threecoffins wrote:
Wolter wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote: Spoken like the result of a broken condom.
Waaah! Stop hijacking my thread, you big meany! I'd rather it be like real life, where everyone only talks about approved topics and never move the conversation forward into any areas not specifically covered in the first few sentences spoken!
By that token, we really should be talking about having fun.
No, complaining about thread drift and hijackings don't actually count as thread drifting or hijacking. Read your bylaws!
Oh. Then I don't like this drift that's going on! And furthermore I also don't like the hijackings that are going on... They make me feel sad
Exactly. It's like some people on here just can't be arsed to maintain a simple topic for any longer than the moment it outlives its usefulness. At that point they seem to want to change the subject. Jerks.
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PRETTY DAMN SURE I DIDN'T SAY "POST YOUR PICTURES RELATED TO THE TOPIC" IN THE HEADER, HESTON.

Honestly, it's like some of you simply don't want to stay on topic.
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Flex wrote:Get off my plane
I'd like to see a movie with Oldman playing the good guy and Harry playing the bad guy. Like Batman Begins + What Lies Beneath. Or something.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Flex wrote:Get off my plane
I'd like to see a movie with Oldman playing the good guy and Harry playing the bad guy. Like Batman Begins + What Lies Beneath. Or something.
Will someone ban this guy already?

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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:No, complaining about thread drift and hijackings don't actually count as thread drifting or hijacking. Read your bylaws!
Bylaws? This meeting hasn't even been called to order.
I'm about to PM Inder about banning you. This is a serious forum about serious discussion. Not a place to have fun.
There is a challenge pending to Inder's power to unilaterally ban people. And that is higher up on the agenda than your grumpleberry pie issues.
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Wolter wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Wolter wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:Fuck you and your mother!
Please. Such language is unecessary and not in the spirit of this thread. Take this to another thread.
Spoken like the result of a broken condom.
Waaah! Stop hijacking my thread, you big meany! I'd rather it be like real life, where everyone only talks about approved topics and never move the conversation forward into any areas not specifically covered in the first few sentences spoken!
Waah?

You ass baby.
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WILL NO ONE RESPECT THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD!?!?!?!
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Wolter wrote:WILL NO ONE RESPECT THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD!?!?!?!
I like women. I like women who put out.
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None of you would last forty-eight hours in an on-topic state.
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My poop doesn't smell.
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You don't deserve your freedoms.
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