I guess for those of you that only post random things, that's enough. But everything I post has a point. Even if I don't share it with the rest of the class.Dr. Medulla wrote:And even I don't find it funny per se. More a case of piling it on as an easy and odd dig at our Limey friends. Some shit, it just don't make sense.Wolter wrote:Oh, I know what he's doing; I've read every post about this joke. I just don't get it. It is apparently funny only to Saskatooniards.Heston wrote:Your standards are slipping Wolt, I thought you were the master of the ongoing in-joke.Wolter wrote:Even I don't get this....Dr. Medulla wrote: Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
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I agree mostly with Mr. Shifty here.Wolter wrote:I guess for those of you that only post random things, that's enough. But everything I post has a point. Even if I don't share it with the rest of the class.Dr. Medulla wrote:And even I don't find it funny per se. More a case of piling it on as an easy and odd dig at our Limey friends. Some shit, it just don't make sense.Wolter wrote:Oh, I know what he's doing; I've read every post about this joke. I just don't get it. It is apparently funny only to Saskatooniards.Heston wrote:Your standards are slipping Wolt, I thought you were the master of the ongoing in-joke.Wolter wrote: Even I don't get this....
Too much Iron Maiden is damaging your brain.
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Woof!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Heston's MP.
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So, we had a whole house fulla Injuns and Halfbreeds this afternoon as the wife got her Aboriginal name. I was hoping for something like Three-Winged Turkey Vulture, but my prayers were not answered (another blow against theism). Her name, translated, is White Stone River Woman. I have no idea the significance, but everyone in her lodge seemed to think it made sense. The whole ceremony and feast went well. Part of the ceremony involves a giveaway, where the main attraction presents gifts to those in attendance. One of the things B got for me is below:
It'll go well with my Parkinson's Jesus, a dashboard Jesus-on-a-spring that B's elder got me for Christmas."Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The missus is training for her first full marathon aged 40 and after two small Hippopotamus sized children!!!.
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My wife dosed me with mushrooms!
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Modskin is basically Wolter but a little bit cooler.Wolter wrote:I know the feeling.modskin wrote:I would be a complete pile of garbage without her.
Epic sideburns, by the way. I approve.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I'm back and I done got married! This thread seems as good as any, so here's the evidence:
Despite the clouds, the rain held off... my mother in law claims it was due to her rosary hanging on the clothesline.
Despite the clouds, the rain held off... my mother in law claims it was due to her rosary hanging on the clothesline.
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Converses!
Congratulations :)
edit; and those congratulations are for the whole getting married thing, not the choice of footwear.
Congratulations :)
edit; and those congratulations are for the whole getting married thing, not the choice of footwear.
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Thanks! Although I had as many congrats due to the shoes as otherwise. People love those things, although my grandmother was mildly horrified. They're about a half-size too small though, don't know what I was thinking when I bought them last summer.MadModWorld wrote:Converses!
Congratulations :)
edit; and those congratulations are for the whole getting married thing, not the choice of footwear.
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Congrats Arsebundren!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Congratulations!
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Congrats Arse. Great lookin' shoes, even better lookin' bride.
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Congrats! Don't be an arse burden.
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