The Catch-All Brag About Your Significant Other thread

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Wolter wrote:
07 Apr 2017, 8:34pm
Excellent!

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Inder wrote:
08 Apr 2017, 10:05am
Wolter wrote:
07 Apr 2017, 8:34pm
Excellent!
Agreed, excellent!
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Daddy, what's a hehoo fucks nuns?
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tepista wrote:
10 Apr 2017, 5:15pm
Daddy, what's a hehoo fucks nuns?
Ask your mother.
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Last quarter of the game, down by 6 points and 51 seconds left on the clock.
25.25w gets a steal runs the length of the court scores a lay up and gets fouled in the process for an and one. Nails the free throw.
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After double OT they lose by 2 points but that was the most amazing 51 seconds of basketball by 25.25W with 2 steals and 6 points.

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Well, James must have spiked the drinks at his wedding or something, because today I asked the special lady friend to marry me and, against all reason and logic, she said yes.
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Hey hey, congratulations, dude! *sniff* All the young 'uns is getting so growed up …
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Don't any of you people learn. Jeez.
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Flex wrote:
28 Jun 2017, 2:17pm
Well, James must have spiked the drinks at his wedding or something, because today I asked the special lady friend to marry me and, against all reason and logic, she said yes.
Hooray!!! Great news...congrats!
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Congratulations! been married for 10 years, can't say it's easy, it's a lot of work but is good

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Flex wrote:
28 Jun 2017, 2:17pm
Well, James must have spiked the drinks at his wedding or something, because today I asked the special lady friend to marry me and, against all reason and logic, she said yes.
Congrats Flex!!!

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Congrats, Mayor, your bride is lovely, you lucky dude!
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Congrats Flex and his good lady.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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All the best to you and your betrothed.
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