The Catch-All Brag About Your Significant Other thread

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Jees remember when it was all cool kids round here?
Well maybe not cool but kids!
When I first joined I wasn't married and didn't have any kids now 50.5W is 16 and drives her own car!!

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101Walterton wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:12pm
Jees remember when it was all cool kids round here?
Well maybe not cool but kids!
When I first joined I wasn't married and didn't have any kids now 50.5W is 16 and drives her own car!!
I had two-thirds a head of hair back then. Man, those were the days.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:12pm
Jees remember when it was all cool kids round here?
Well maybe not cool but kids!
When I first joined I wasn't married and didn't have any kids now 50.5W is 16 and drives her own car!!
I had two-thirds a head of hair back then. Man, those were the days.
We used to roll mad jays and now we just roll over to avoid bed sores.
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Up early to a iron shirt and polish shoes for 50.5W who has an interview for Head Girl (don't even think about it!) this afternoon!!

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Hold the back page!!!
50.5W just qualified in the pole vault for the Under 20 World Athletics Championships with her 3rd attempt at 4.05m. Not bad considering she is still 16 💪

Time to book my holiday in Finland 😎

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Me and Niomie went for a beer, burger and quiz about Peep Show - one of her favourite things to rewatch. She was pretty amped about being in with a shot of winning one of these, when the quizmaster told us we'd all have to get our smartphones out, download the quiz app and answer on there. "Oh, that fucking sucks" I thought, reaching for the phone. Furious and passionate, she asked if we could go. She didn't want anything to do with a night that was supposed to be about human interaction be turned into staring at screens. Whatever, I didn't mind going. In her finest righteous Lisa Simpson hectoring style, she explained her issue to the dude and asked for a refund. We walked home with some cans in our hands while she ranted about how capitalism was to blame. That was a laugh.
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Silent Majority wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:24pm
Me and Niomie went for a beer, burger and quiz about Peep Show - one of her favourite things to rewatch. She was pretty amped about being in with a shot of winning one of these, when the quizmaster told us we'd all have to get our smartphones out, download the quiz app and answer on there. "Oh, that fucking sucks" I thought, reaching for the phone. Furious and passionate, she asked if we could go. She didn't want anything to do with a night that was supposed to be about human interaction be turned into staring at screens. Whatever, I didn't mind going. In her finest righteous Lisa Simpson hectoring style, she explained her issue to the dude and asked for a refund. We walked home with some cans in our hands while she ranted about how capitalism was to blame. That was a laugh.
I like her.

Also, how to they police for cheating when people are allowed to have their phones out?
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Kory wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:27pm
Silent Majority wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:24pm
Me and Niomie went for a beer, burger and quiz about Peep Show - one of her favourite things to rewatch. She was pretty amped about being in with a shot of winning one of these, when the quizmaster told us we'd all have to get our smartphones out, download the quiz app and answer on there. "Oh, that fucking sucks" I thought, reaching for the phone. Furious and passionate, she asked if we could go. She didn't want anything to do with a night that was supposed to be about human interaction be turned into staring at screens. Whatever, I didn't mind going. In her finest righteous Lisa Simpson hectoring style, she explained her issue to the dude and asked for a refund. We walked home with some cans in our hands while she ranted about how capitalism was to blame. That was a laugh.
I like her.

Also, how to they police for cheating when people are allowed to have their phones out?
Right, good point.
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Silent Majority wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:24pm
Me and Niomie went for a beer, burger and quiz about Peep Show - one of her favourite things to rewatch. She was pretty amped about being in with a shot of winning one of these, when the quizmaster told us we'd all have to get our smartphones out, download the quiz app and answer on there. "Oh, that fucking sucks" I thought, reaching for the phone. Furious and passionate, she asked if we could go. She didn't want anything to do with a night that was supposed to be about human interaction be turned into staring at screens. Whatever, I didn't mind going. In her finest righteous Lisa Simpson hectoring style, she explained her issue to the dude and asked for a refund. We walked home with some cans in our hands while she ranted about how capitalism was to blame. That was a laugh.
What a marvellous woman. Feel free to pass that on.
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Yeah I can understand her frustration. I havent participated in a pub quiz in ages and was wondering how you keep people from cheating with their phones these days.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:31pm
Silent Majority wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:24pm
Me and Niomie went for a beer, burger and quiz about Peep Show - one of her favourite things to rewatch. She was pretty amped about being in with a shot of winning one of these, when the quizmaster told us we'd all have to get our smartphones out, download the quiz app and answer on there. "Oh, that fucking sucks" I thought, reaching for the phone. Furious and passionate, she asked if we could go. She didn't want anything to do with a night that was supposed to be about human interaction be turned into staring at screens. Whatever, I didn't mind going. In her finest righteous Lisa Simpson hectoring style, she explained her issue to the dude and asked for a refund. We walked home with some cans in our hands while she ranted about how capitalism was to blame. That was a laugh.
What a marvellous woman. Feel free to pass that on.
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revbob wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 9:57pm
Yeah I can understand her frustration. I havent participated in a pub quiz in ages and was wondering how you keep people from cheating with their phones these days.
A lot of pubs around here do picture quizzes now so you can't really cheat.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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well done, Ni.
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