Oh....Canada

[Wolter]

I live in St. Louis, I have no business putting anyone else's place of residence down.

Now that Exene's living there, St. Louis is hip.

Er, hipper, I mean...

Er, as hip as St. Louis will ever be.

St. Louis was "hot shit" cerca 2000. What with all the country grammar prevalent at the time.

"Race Music" will never be hip, suh.

[Dr. Medulla]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

[Wolter]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Killjoy.

[Dr. Medulla]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Killjoy.

I thought misery enjoyed company.

[Olaf]

I got yelled at by an old lady (in hindsight it might've been a raccoon), for walking on the wrong side of the side walk couple of years ago in Germany.

Yeah, but maybe you should mention that except for the clown shoes and the fake moustache, you were totally naked.

[Wolter]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Killjoy.

I thought misery enjoyed company.

Only at Cure concerts.

[Dr. Medulla]

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Killjoy.

I thought misery enjoyed company.

Only at Cure concerts.

I'll never trust another adage again.

[Wolter]

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Killjoy.

I thought misery enjoyed company.

Only at Cure concerts.

I'll never trust another adage again.

Well, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

[eumaas]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Corporatists? So your society is organized into guild-like corporations with functional representation in the legislature? Neat. Didn't know you lot liked Mussolini.

[Wolter]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Corporatists? So your society is organized into guild-like corporations with functional representation in the legislature? Neat. Didn't know you lot liked Mussolini.

Scratch a Social Democrat...

[Dr. Medulla]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Corporatists? So your society is organized into guild-like corporations with functional representation in the legislature? Neat. Didn't know you lot liked Mussolini.

[eumaas]

Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Corporatists? So your society is organized into guild-like corporations with functional representation in the legislature? Neat. Didn't know you lot liked Mussolini.

I'm just tired of the misappropriation of that word by shrill Green Party liberals.

[Dr. Medulla]

Well put.

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)

Funnier if we weren't being governed, federally and in a number of provinces, by socially repressive corporatists.

Corporatists? So your society is organized into guild-like corporations with functional representation in the legislature? Neat. Didn't know you lot liked Mussolini.

I'm just tired of the misappropriation of that word by shrill Green Party liberals.

And are you using the word liberal in its proper political science sense or contemporary common usage?

[JennyB]

One thing I've noticed about NYC since moving here from the south is...

Northerners don't know how to walk on the RIGHT. This is fucking America, not the Autobahn... On the sidewalks, going up/down stairs, etc.. It's fucking mindboggling.

It's that way in Chicago too. Annoys the shit out of me.

That annoys me too -- and being me, I usually do some passive-aggressive act to let them know they're wrong without actually letting them know they're wrong.

[Schnix]

I got yelled at by an old lady (in hindsight it might've been a raccoon), for walking on the wrong side of the side walk couple of years ago in Germany.

Yeah, but maybe you should mention that except for the clown shoes and the fake moustache, you were totally naked.

So a tranny with an Elvis fetish must have a hell of a time there then.

Whimsical indeed!