Oh....Canada

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JennyB wrote:OK...so here's my lasting impression of the Great White North:

Seriously, I didn't see one fucking Mountie.
I always thought it was "Tim Hardaway's" like the basketball player.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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JennyB wrote:OK...so here's my lasting impression of the Great White North:

Seriously, I didn't see one fucking Mountie.

My town of about 12,500 just got it's 4th Tim Hortons.

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JennyB wrote:OK...so here's my lasting impression of the Great White North:

Seriously, I didn't see one fucking Mountie.
Alas, it's true. Tim's has become Canada's signature and omnipresent corporate entity. I don't mind Tim's coffee, but the wife is too dedicated to Starbucks, so that's where we normally go (other than Petro-Canada or 7-11, I'm pretty relaxed about coffee providers).
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Guest wrote:
JennyB wrote:OK...so here's my lasting impression of the Great White North:

Seriously, I didn't see one fucking Mountie.

My town of about 12,500 just got it's 4th Tim Hortons.
My hometown of Barrie (population 140-150k) has ten.

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threecoffins wrote:
Guest wrote:
JennyB wrote:OK...so here's my lasting impression of the Great White North:

Seriously, I didn't see one fucking Mountie.

My town of about 12,500 just got it's 4th Tim Hortons.
My hometown of Barrie (population 140-150k) has ten.
Saskatoon, pop. 225,000, has between ten and twelve, and about half that many Starbucks. Plenty of independent coffee shops, too, tho. As recently as five years ago, Saskatoon also had the most pizza places and restaurants in general per capita in North America. Or so I've been told.
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Spiff wrote:
JennyB wrote:It's called a turn signal. Use it.
Whatever you do ... don't ever go to Italy. :shifty:
Gotta love our European friends. I got yelled at by an old lady (in hindsight it might've been a raccoon), for walking on the wrong side of the side walk couple of years ago in Germany.

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Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just kidding around. I live in St. Louis, I have no business putting anyone else's place of residence down.
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JennyB wrote:I live in St. Louis, I have no business putting anyone else's place of residence down.
Now that Exene's living there, St. Louis is hip.

Er, hipper, I mean... :shifty:
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Spiff wrote:
JennyB wrote:I live in St. Louis, I have no business putting anyone else's place of residence down.
Now that Exene's living there, St. Louis is hip.

Er, hipper, I mean... :shifty:
Er, as hip as St. Louis will ever be.
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One thing I've noticed about NYC since moving here from the south is...

Northerners don't know how to walk on the RIGHT. This is fucking America, not the Autobahn... On the sidewalks, going up/down stairs, etc.. It's fucking mindboggling.
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modskin wrote:One thing I've noticed about NYC since moving here from the south is...

Northerners don't know how to walk on the RIGHT. This is fucking America, not the Autobahn... On the sidewalks, going up/down stairs, etc.. It's fucking mindboggling.
It's that way in Chicago too. Annoys the shit out of me.
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Wolter wrote:
modskin wrote:One thing I've noticed about NYC since moving here from the south is...

Northerners don't know how to walk on the RIGHT. This is fucking America, not the Autobahn... On the sidewalks, going up/down stairs, etc.. It's fucking mindboggling.
It's that way in Chicago too. Annoys the shit out of me.
All true, but I never noticed that skill in the South, either. Indeed, one thing that pissed me off about NC was that people didn't get out of the way. That is, a group of three coming at you, side-by-side, taking up the entire sidewalk, and an absolute refusal to make way for the one person who wants to get by. I'm noticing that more and more everywhere, but I first saw it in NC.
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JennyB wrote:Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.
Well put. :shifty:

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Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:Now, I just want to say that I don't want any of my Candian friends to get me wrong here...I'm just saying Canada is a vile den of sin and socialist corruption.
Well put. :shifty:

(I'm something of a one trick pony. But jokes get funnier every time you do them, right?)
When I do them? Sure. :shifty:
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Wolter wrote:
Spiff wrote:
JennyB wrote:I live in St. Louis, I have no business putting anyone else's place of residence down.
Now that Exene's living there, St. Louis is hip.

Er, hipper, I mean... :shifty:
Er, as hip as St. Louis will ever be.
St. Louis was "hot shit" cerca 2000. What with all the country grammar prevalent at the time.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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