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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 7:22pm
by Silent Majority
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm


Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
Ran those Gimbles sons of bitches right out of business.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 7:27pm
by Marky Dread
Silent Majority wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:22pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm


They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
Ran those Gimbles sons of bitches right out of business.
The Gimbel Brothers didn't sell decent toenail clippers so they just had to go

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 8:29pm
by Kory
Silent Majority wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:22pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm


They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
Ran those Gimbles sons of bitches right out of business.
And now Amazon is doing the same.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 8:48pm
by Marky Dread
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 8:29pm
Silent Majority wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:22pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm


It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
Ran those Gimbles sons of bitches right out of business.
And now Amazon is doing the same.
I looked for a flying Pope hat on Amazon and they are going to contact me when they next become available.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 03 Nov 2017, 7:52pm
by Kory
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 8:48pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 8:29pm
Silent Majority wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:22pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm


He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
Ran those Gimbles sons of bitches right out of business.
And now Amazon is doing the same.
I looked for a flying Pope hat on Amazon and they are going to contact me when they next become available.
The nice thing is they'll send it to you via drone.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 03 Nov 2017, 7:58pm
by Marky Dread
Kory wrote:
03 Nov 2017, 7:52pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 8:48pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 8:29pm
Silent Majority wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:22pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm


You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
Ran those Gimbles sons of bitches right out of business.
And now Amazon is doing the same.
I looked for a flying Pope hat on Amazon and they are going to contact me when they next become available.
The nice thing is they'll send it to you via drone.
As long as ISIS don't shoot it down it'll be party time papist stylee.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 03 Nov 2017, 11:16pm
by Inder
There has been no better sports personality story than LeBron returning to Cleveland and becoming GOAT.


Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 04 Nov 2017, 1:13am
by Kory
Inder wrote:
03 Nov 2017, 11:16pm
There has been no better sports personality story than LeBron returning to Cleveland and becoming GOAT.

What is GOAT?

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 04 Nov 2017, 2:16am
by Inder
Kory wrote:
04 Nov 2017, 1:13am
Inder wrote:
03 Nov 2017, 11:16pm
There has been no better sports personality story than LeBron returning to Cleveland and becoming GOAT.

What is GOAT?
Greatest Of All Time.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 04 Nov 2017, 8:51pm
by Mimi
Just spent the last two hours putting my employment history into a spreadsheet. X( Keep your stuff updated, kids.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 10 Nov 2017, 9:33am
by Silent Majority
Got a Jamaican man in his 40s - nice fella, sometimes drunk - who gambles in here whose nickname is Stagger. I'm hoping its cos his given name is Lee.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 10 Nov 2017, 9:41am
by Marky Dread
Silent Majority wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 9:33am
Got a Jamaican man in his 40s - nice fella, sometimes drunk - who gambles in here whose nickname is Stagger. I'm hoping its cos his given name is Lee.
You should sing Walk This Sway when he next comes in.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 5:32pm
by eumaas
What?

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 5:45pm
by Marky Dread
eumaas wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 5:32pm
What?
Awesome Swells.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 15 Nov 2017, 10:21pm
by Kory
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 5:45pm
eumaas wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 5:32pm
What?
Awesome Swells.
I want Jim Carrey and Maurice LaMarche to recreate this.