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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 31 Oct 2017, 6:16pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:56pm
JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:52pm
An observation: a lack of work ethic may very well save your life one day.

My best friend of almost 30 years left work two hours early because his work sucks and he wanted to go to the yarn store. The car/shooter (yet to be determined if shots were fired) struck right in front of his office building in NY. Thankfully, he was safely ensconced at Purl Soho getting yarn for his new granny blanket project.

LEARN FROM HIS LAZINESS.
Jesus protects in mysterious ways. :scared:
I also left work early yesterday. I also was not harmed. Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.
Jesus fails in annoying ways. :angry:

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 31 Oct 2017, 6:23pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:16pm
Kory wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:56pm
JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:52pm
An observation: a lack of work ethic may very well save your life one day.

My best friend of almost 30 years left work two hours early because his work sucks and he wanted to go to the yarn store. The car/shooter (yet to be determined if shots were fired) struck right in front of his office building in NY. Thankfully, he was safely ensconced at Purl Soho getting yarn for his new granny blanket project.

LEARN FROM HIS LAZINESS.
Jesus protects in mysterious ways. :scared:
I also left work early yesterday. I also was not harmed. Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.
Jesus fails in annoying ways. :angry:
Totally fuckin' agree, mate:


Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
by Flex
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 31 Oct 2017, 7:29pm
by Dr. Medulla
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
That's been the key fuel in maintaining my atheism.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 9:23am
by JennyB
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
Hearty chortle.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
by Marky Dread
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 11:09am
by Spiff
The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 11:33am
by JennyB
Spiff wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 11:09am
The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.
Always.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 3:05pm
by Kory
JennyB wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 11:33am
Spiff wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 11:09am
The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.
Always.
Also, remove ownership of the means of production from your boss.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
by Kory
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
by Marky Dread
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
by Kory
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
by Marky Dread
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
by Kory
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am


I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 7:20pm
by Marky Dread
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm


Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.