Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 12:46pm

noyield wrote:
Wolter wrote:A birthday greeting: Happy Birthday! Shame mine happened during the Great Board Crash of Aught-Eight. All I got over at SNews was a bunch of unicorns.
Thanks and a belated B-day to yourself. And what's wrong with unicorns?
Difficult to hunt, what with the recent virgin shortage.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by noyield » 16 Jun 2008, 12:47pm

Wolter wrote:
noyield wrote:
Wolter wrote:A birthday greeting: Happy Birthday! Shame mine happened during the Great Board Crash of Aught-Eight. All I got over at SNews was a bunch of unicorns.
Thanks and a belated B-day to yourself. And what's wrong with unicorns?
Difficult to hunt, what with the recent virgin shortage.
True. But just think what a great conversation starter it would be to have a unicorn head mounted over your fireplace.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:06pm

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Dr. Medulla wrote: A glove slap: In your face.
A gathering of compusure: I accept your challenge, suh.

As does my second...

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:08pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: A glove slap: In your face.
A gathering of compusure: I accept your challenge, suh.

As does my second...

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An example of serious back-up:
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And he's got a whole box of matches.

Birthday wishes: Happy, noyield.
Ah, but Sherman waited until John C. was long dead to march. Pussy.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:15pm

Wolter wrote:Ah, but Sherman waited until John C. was long dead to march. Pussy.
More like John C. kicked off rather than face the consequences of secession. Anybody can write about nullification and scowl and shit—it takes a real madman to destroy severals states.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:17pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:Ah, but Sherman waited until John C. was long dead to march. Pussy.
More like John C. kicked off rather than face the consequences of secession. Anybody can write about nullification and scowl and shit—it takes a real madman to destroy severals states.
I think a case can be made that John C. destroyed those states. Sherman was just the final bullet in the Rube-Goldbergian device Calhoun set off.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:33pm

Wolter wrote:I think a case can be made that John C. destroyed those states. Sherman was just the final bullet in the Rube-Goldbergian device Calhoun set off.
I ain't talking no lit'rary settin' shit off with no wurdz, muthuhfuckuh! You can have your dang pen; give me a fuckin' sword any day.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:35pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:I think a case can be made that John C. destroyed those states. Sherman was just the final bullet in the Rube-Goldbergian device Calhoun set off.
I ain't talking no lit'rary settin' shit off with no wurdz, muthuhfuckuh! You can have your dang pen; give me a fuckin' sword any day.
Who's Canadian now?
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 16 Jun 2008, 2:37pm

Wolter and Dr. Medulla, who are these people?
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:38pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:I think a case can be made that John C. destroyed those states. Sherman was just the final bullet in the Rube-Goldbergian device Calhoun set off.
I ain't talking no lit'rary settin' shit off with no wurdz, muthuhfuckuh! You can have your dang pen; give me a fuckin' sword any day.
Who's Canadian now?
When you're hanging with Sherman, you either come out in favour of devastation or you'll get devastated.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:39pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
When you're hanging with Sherman, you either come out in favour of devastation or you'll get devastated.
Ah, so you're admitting you're a pussy. Got it.

Tell Beaneater to stop drowning squirrels and pay attention to the new names.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:41pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
When you're hanging with Sherman, you either come out in favour of devastation or you'll get devastated.
Ah, so you're admitting you're a pussy. Got it.
I choose to hang out with Sherman fully aware of what that demands. Nothing pussy about that Mr. Vice President of Nullification …
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:49pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
When you're hanging with Sherman, you either come out in favour of devastation or you'll get devastated.
Ah, so you're admitting you're a pussy. Got it.
I choose to hang out with Sherman fully aware of what that demands. Nothing pussy about that Mr. Vice President of Nullification …
Just because you chose to be a bitch doesn't make you less of a bitch.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:56pm

Wolter wrote:Just because you chose to be a bitch doesn't make you less of a bitch.
Sounds like the kind of reply that the losing side would resort to. Sherman knows who his friends are, and he still has his lucky Bic …
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:57pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:Just because you chose to be a bitch doesn't make you less of a bitch.
Sounds like the kind of reply that the losing side would resort to. Sherman knows who his friends are, and he still has his lucky Bic …
I'd be careful if I were Sherman. Mofo's likely to ignite his own fumes.
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