Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Kory - I found some pizza for you:
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That is true. We have saltines with ketchup and plastic.
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Pretty sure I just put myself on an unofficial shitlist. Earlier this year, I took on a freelance contract providing some copy editing support for a company I used to work for but left to go get edumacated (they were also going to downsize me, so I jumped before I got pushed). My contract officially runs out in two months, tho I don't think there's much work left in the job anyway. But I got an email yesterday asking me to rejigger my cv to company standards. I asked why, given that I'm almost done my contract. Oh, so we can include you (read: my doctorate) in future job bids. I reply that I'm more than a bit uncomfortable being misrepresented as a company resource, that it's at worst fraudulent and at best unethical, so, yeah, I'll pass on doing this. Alrighty, they say, we'll respect your wishes and not include you on future bids, but will still keep you in mind down the road for other small contracts. I tend to believe the former but, ho ho ho, I do not believe the latter. Meh, doesn't really matter. I expect that most of my time will be in the classroom going forward, whether it's here or in Scratchatoon.
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Whenever you talk about work I think of that running gag on Martin where they would always go "But you ain't got no job, Tommy!"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Oct 2018, 11:54amPretty sure I just put myself on an unofficial shitlist. Earlier this year, I took on a freelance contract providing some copy editing support for a company I used to work for but left to go get edumacated (they were also going to downsize me, so I jumped before I got pushed). My contract officially runs out in two months, tho I don't think there's much work left in the job anyway. But I got an email yesterday asking me to rejigger my cv to company standards. I asked why, given that I'm almost done my contract. Oh, so we can include you (read: my doctorate) in future job bids. I reply that I'm more than a bit uncomfortable being misrepresented as a company resource, that it's at worst fraudulent and at best unethical, so, yeah, I'll pass on doing this. Alrighty, they say, we'll respect your wishes and not include you on future bids, but will still keep you in mind down the road for other small contracts. I tend to believe the former but, ho ho ho, I do not believe the latter. Meh, doesn't really matter. I expect that most of my time will be in the classroom going forward, whether it's here or in Scratchatoon.
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tepista wrote: ↑25 Oct 2018, 4:43pmWhenever you talk about work I think of that running gag on Martin where they would always go "But you ain't got no job, Tommy!"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Oct 2018, 11:54amPretty sure I just put myself on an unofficial shitlist. Earlier this year, I took on a freelance contract providing some copy editing support for a company I used to work for but left to go get edumacated (they were also going to downsize me, so I jumped before I got pushed). My contract officially runs out in two months, tho I don't think there's much work left in the job anyway. But I got an email yesterday asking me to rejigger my cv to company standards. I asked why, given that I'm almost done my contract. Oh, so we can include you (read: my doctorate) in future job bids. I reply that I'm more than a bit uncomfortable being misrepresented as a company resource, that it's at worst fraudulent and at best unethical, so, yeah, I'll pass on doing this. Alrighty, they say, we'll respect your wishes and not include you on future bids, but will still keep you in mind down the road for other small contracts. I tend to believe the former but, ho ho ho, I do not believe the latter. Meh, doesn't really matter. I expect that most of my time will be in the classroom going forward, whether it's here or in Scratchatoon.
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For when you've already banged every dude that hangs out under the bleachers.
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I'd have to first see what she looks like with make-up on.
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her profile is even better:
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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That leaves out Beaner and me, she is drifting into Doc's wheelhouse though.tepista wrote: ↑28 Oct 2018, 4:53pmher profile is even better:
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