Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 7:11pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:32pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:16pm
Why the fuck is a new box of tissues such a pain in the ass? I always rip up and destroy the first three or so sheets just trying to get the goddamn thing unpacked and ready for use.
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The fact that almost everything is some goddamn ordeal definitely puts me in Hulk mode more than I'd like.
Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.

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Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:42pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 7:11pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:32pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:16pm
Why the fuck is a new box of tissues such a pain in the ass? I always rip up and destroy the first three or so sheets just trying to get the goddamn thing unpacked and ready for use.
Image

Hulk Smash
The fact that almost everything is some goddamn ordeal definitely puts me in Hulk mode more than I'd like.
Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.
So this makes you She-Hulk? Hot-cha-cha-cha!
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:46pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:42pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 7:11pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:32pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:16pm
Why the fuck is a new box of tissues such a pain in the ass? I always rip up and destroy the first three or so sheets just trying to get the goddamn thing unpacked and ready for use.
Image

Hulk Smash
The fact that almost everything is some goddamn ordeal definitely puts me in Hulk mode more than I'd like.
Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.
So this makes you She-Hulk? Hot-cha-cha-cha!
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It's exactly me. :shifty:

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 11:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:46pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:42pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 7:11pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:32pm


Image

Hulk Smash
The fact that almost everything is some goddamn ordeal definitely puts me in Hulk mode more than I'd like.
Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.
So this makes you She-Hulk? Hot-cha-cha-cha!
Image
It's exactly me. :shifty:
Lookin' fine, Mimi, lookin' damn fine.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 11:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:46pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:42pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 7:11pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 6:32pm


Image

Hulk Smash
The fact that almost everything is some goddamn ordeal definitely puts me in Hulk mode more than I'd like.
Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.
So this makes you She-Hulk? Hot-cha-cha-cha!
Image
It's exactly me. :shifty:
Just look out for these guys:

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Kory wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 1:57pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 11:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:46pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:42pm
Kory wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 7:11pm


The fact that almost everything is some goddamn ordeal definitely puts me in Hulk mode more than I'd like.
Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.
So this makes you She-Hulk? Hot-cha-cha-cha!
Image
It's exactly me. :shifty:
Just look out for these guys:

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Oh, I've dealt with them my whole life. :shifty:

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Mimi wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 3:08pm
Kory wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 1:57pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 11:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:46pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 8:42pm


Ashamed to say I'm the same. Inanimate objects are the bane of my existence. Well, they are until I destroy them.
So this makes you She-Hulk? Hot-cha-cha-cha!
It's exactly me. :shifty:
Just look out for these guys:
Oh, I've dealt with them my whole life. :shifty:
They do keep multiplying.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2022, 8:11pm
An acceptance: I am in the Sharper Image phase of my decline. The Boss talked me out of a large lava lamp—I have a normal one on my desk that I do turn on because it is relaxing, but I wanted a really big one—so I've switched to Plan H and ordered a plasma lamp (one of those Tesla mad-scientist lightning globes). If anyone wants to crowdfund a Spinemelter 2000 chair for me, I won't dissuade.
It arrived. It is as cool as I hoped it would be.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2022, 3:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2022, 8:11pm
An acceptance: I am in the Sharper Image phase of my decline. The Boss talked me out of a large lava lamp—I have a normal one on my desk that I do turn on because it is relaxing, but I wanted a really big one—so I've switched to Plan H and ordered a plasma lamp (one of those Tesla mad-scientist lightning globes). If anyone wants to crowdfund a Spinemelter 2000 chair for me, I won't dissuade.
It arrived. It is as cool as I hoped it would be.
IMG_0106.jpg
That is so cool. Now I want one.

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Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2022, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2022, 3:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2022, 8:11pm
An acceptance: I am in the Sharper Image phase of my decline. The Boss talked me out of a large lava lamp—I have a normal one on my desk that I do turn on because it is relaxing, but I wanted a really big one—so I've switched to Plan H and ordered a plasma lamp (one of those Tesla mad-scientist lightning globes). If anyone wants to crowdfund a Spinemelter 2000 chair for me, I won't dissuade.
It arrived. It is as cool as I hoped it would be.
IMG_0106.jpg
That is so cool. Now I want one.
I have a lava lamp to the right of my monitor and now the plasma thing to the left—zen and hyperactive in the work space.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Self-service checkouts are covered in poop bacteria: study

https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/self-serv ... study/amp/

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revbob wrote:
04 Dec 2022, 10:16am
Self-service checkouts are covered in poop bacteria: study

https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/self-serv ... study/amp/
To be honest, I automatically assume the whole grocery store is covered in fecal matter. Stores are petri dishes as far as I'm concerned.

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revbob wrote:
04 Dec 2022, 10:16am
Self-service checkouts are covered in poop bacteria: study

https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/self-serv ... study/amp/
Well, a different reason not to use them. I refuse because it's a way of store's cutting labour costs by eliminating workers.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2022, 12:12pm
revbob wrote:
04 Dec 2022, 10:16am
Self-service checkouts are covered in poop bacteria: study

https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/self-serv ... study/amp/
Well, a different reason not to use them. I refuse because it's a way of store's cutting labour costs by eliminating workers.
Ive used them sometimes but very rarely, usually when a store doesn't have anyone using the registers

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I didn't know where to put this, but lol


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