Operation Great Job!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jun 2019, 3:06pmUndoubtedly most—all?—of you have been losing sleep at night wondering whether we ever fixed that Ikea wardrobe. Sleep well, sweet princes and princesses, we got it taken care of today. The long delay was because the Boss went to Sask for the rest of the month and only today did we find the time/inclination to fix it. She was convinced we'd have to take it all apart and start over, but I thought we'd just have to take off the back panel, then loosen and retighten the side screws, while using the inside crossbars to brace and align the whole thing. Actually having the doors on helped a great deal for visually aligning things. Getting the back panel off was tough—all those nails—but, yup, it's good now. Slow process but never in doubt in my own mind. At worst, we'd hire a handyman to figure it out, but I didn't think it'd come to that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 May 2019, 8:40pmThe Boss and I have survived the most grueling ordeal of any marriage: assembling an Ikea wardrobe. And it ain't right. The one door is noticeably higher than the other, but we can't figure out what happened. All the pieces are flush, everything is level (I checked with an actual level), and we've played with the hinge fine-tuning, but it's still way off. We've assembled one of these things before and it went fine, but this is behaving like there's a skew somewhere, even tho the level says it's fine. Baffling.
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So how was PRB ?tepista wrote: ↑07 Jun 2019, 3:42pmOK, so me and wife are in Vegas, Monkey Assistant is petsitting. He calls at noon on Sunday yelling about how there's a lady in the house. Some homeless bitch who thinks she's Goldilocks broke in sometime between 10pm when Monkey left, and 12 noon when he returned. She slept in my bed, drank a glass of Vodka, ate potato chips, took a shower, tried on my wife's clothes, went through drawers, etc. She flipped the breakers for some reason, pulled all the plugs from my computer, and for some odd reason she disassembled a flashlight. Monkey yelled at her to sit still and she did and waited for the cops to come. She told the cops (in Spanish) that this was her dad's house and he lets her come over when he's not there to shower and day-drink vodka. They arrested her. I cut my trip short. Monkey was the hero.
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Wait, so are you saying she wasn’t your daughter?tepista wrote: ↑07 Jun 2019, 3:42pmOK, so me and wife are in Vegas, Monkey Assistant is petsitting. He calls at noon on Sunday yelling about how there's a lady in the house. Some homeless bitch who thinks she's Goldilocks broke in sometime between 10pm when Monkey left, and 12 noon when he returned. She slept in my bed, drank a glass of Vodka, ate potato chips, took a shower, tried on my wife's clothes, went through drawers, etc. She flipped the breakers for some reason, pulled all the plugs from my computer, and for some odd reason she disassembled a flashlight. Monkey yelled at her to sit still and she did and waited for the cops to come. She told the cops (in Spanish) that this was her dad's house and he lets her come over when he's not there to shower and day-drink vodka. They arrested her. I cut my trip short. Monkey was the hero.
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I went the following week, actually, a weddingrevbob wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 5:23pmSo how was PRB ?tepista wrote: ↑07 Jun 2019, 3:42pmOK, so me and wife are in Vegas, Monkey Assistant is petsitting. He calls at noon on Sunday yelling about how there's a lady in the house. Some homeless bitch who thinks she's Goldilocks broke in sometime between 10pm when Monkey left, and 12 noon when he returned. She slept in my bed, drank a glass of Vodka, ate potato chips, took a shower, tried on my wife's clothes, went through drawers, etc. She flipped the breakers for some reason, pulled all the plugs from my computer, and for some odd reason she disassembled a flashlight. Monkey yelled at her to sit still and she did and waited for the cops to come. She told the cops (in Spanish) that this was her dad's house and he lets her come over when he's not there to shower and day-drink vodka. They arrested her. I cut my trip short. Monkey was the hero.
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A couple people who heard the story when monkey told it, to people who didn't know me, assumed it was a mistress!101Walterton wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 6:00pmWait, so are you saying she wasn’t your daughter?tepista wrote: ↑07 Jun 2019, 3:42pmOK, so me and wife are in Vegas, Monkey Assistant is petsitting. He calls at noon on Sunday yelling about how there's a lady in the house. Some homeless bitch who thinks she's Goldilocks broke in sometime between 10pm when Monkey left, and 12 noon when he returned. She slept in my bed, drank a glass of Vodka, ate potato chips, took a shower, tried on my wife's clothes, went through drawers, etc. She flipped the breakers for some reason, pulled all the plugs from my computer, and for some odd reason she disassembled a flashlight. Monkey yelled at her to sit still and she did and waited for the cops to come. She told the cops (in Spanish) that this was her dad's house and he lets her come over when he's not there to shower and day-drink vodka. They arrested her. I cut my trip short. Monkey was the hero.
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I'd suggest avoiding the Dominican Republic for a bit.tepista wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 9:52pmA couple people who heard the story when monkey told it, to people who didn't know me, assumed it was a mistress!101Walterton wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 6:00pmWait, so are you saying she wasn’t your daughter?tepista wrote: ↑07 Jun 2019, 3:42pmOK, so me and wife are in Vegas, Monkey Assistant is petsitting. He calls at noon on Sunday yelling about how there's a lady in the house. Some homeless bitch who thinks she's Goldilocks broke in sometime between 10pm when Monkey left, and 12 noon when he returned. She slept in my bed, drank a glass of Vodka, ate potato chips, took a shower, tried on my wife's clothes, went through drawers, etc. She flipped the breakers for some reason, pulled all the plugs from my computer, and for some odd reason she disassembled a flashlight. Monkey yelled at her to sit still and she did and waited for the cops to come. She told the cops (in Spanish) that this was her dad's house and he lets her come over when he's not there to shower and day-drink vodka. They arrested her. I cut my trip short. Monkey was the hero.
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As a recent assembler of an Ikea king bed w/ built-in drawers you have my heartfelt sympathy/congratulations.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 10:01amOperation Great Job!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jun 2019, 3:06pmUndoubtedly most—all?—of you have been losing sleep at night wondering whether we ever fixed that Ikea wardrobe. Sleep well, sweet princes and princesses, we got it taken care of today. The long delay was because the Boss went to Sask for the rest of the month and only today did we find the time/inclination to fix it. She was convinced we'd have to take it all apart and start over, but I thought we'd just have to take off the back panel, then loosen and retighten the side screws, while using the inside crossbars to brace and align the whole thing. Actually having the doors on helped a great deal for visually aligning things. Getting the back panel off was tough—all those nails—but, yup, it's good now. Slow process but never in doubt in my own mind. At worst, we'd hire a handyman to figure it out, but I didn't think it'd come to that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 May 2019, 8:40pmThe Boss and I have survived the most grueling ordeal of any marriage: assembling an Ikea wardrobe. And it ain't right. The one door is noticeably higher than the other, but we can't figure out what happened. All the pieces are flush, everything is level (I checked with an actual level), and we've played with the hinge fine-tuning, but it's still way off. We've assembled one of these things before and it went fine, but this is behaving like there's a skew somewhere, even tho the level says it's fine. Baffling.
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I’m actually fine with assembling the IKEA stuff once it’s home. I’m just not sure my marriage could survive another actual trip inside an IKEA.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑11 Jun 2019, 9:06pmAs a recent assembler of an Ikea king bed w/ built-in drawers you have my heartfelt sympathy/congratulations.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 10:01amOperation Great Job!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jun 2019, 3:06pmUndoubtedly most—all?—of you have been losing sleep at night wondering whether we ever fixed that Ikea wardrobe. Sleep well, sweet princes and princesses, we got it taken care of today. The long delay was because the Boss went to Sask for the rest of the month and only today did we find the time/inclination to fix it. She was convinced we'd have to take it all apart and start over, but I thought we'd just have to take off the back panel, then loosen and retighten the side screws, while using the inside crossbars to brace and align the whole thing. Actually having the doors on helped a great deal for visually aligning things. Getting the back panel off was tough—all those nails—but, yup, it's good now. Slow process but never in doubt in my own mind. At worst, we'd hire a handyman to figure it out, but I didn't think it'd come to that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 May 2019, 8:40pmThe Boss and I have survived the most grueling ordeal of any marriage: assembling an Ikea wardrobe. And it ain't right. The one door is noticeably higher than the other, but we can't figure out what happened. All the pieces are flush, everything is level (I checked with an actual level), and we've played with the hinge fine-tuning, but it's still way off. We've assembled one of these things before and it went fine, but this is behaving like there's a skew somewhere, even tho the level says it's fine. Baffling.
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Amen to that. I had to go to Target for 20 minutes right after we moved. I marched through it like it was no man’s land. It was Memorial Day and for the first time I felt camaraderie with fighting soldiers.Wolter wrote: ↑11 Jun 2019, 11:24pmI’m actually fine with assembling the IKEA stuff once it’s home. I’m just not sure my marriage could survive another actual trip inside an IKEA.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑11 Jun 2019, 9:06pmAs a recent assembler of an Ikea king bed w/ built-in drawers you have my heartfelt sympathy/congratulations.JennyB wrote: ↑10 Jun 2019, 10:01amOperation Great Job!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jun 2019, 3:06pmUndoubtedly most—all?—of you have been losing sleep at night wondering whether we ever fixed that Ikea wardrobe. Sleep well, sweet princes and princesses, we got it taken care of today. The long delay was because the Boss went to Sask for the rest of the month and only today did we find the time/inclination to fix it. She was convinced we'd have to take it all apart and start over, but I thought we'd just have to take off the back panel, then loosen and retighten the side screws, while using the inside crossbars to brace and align the whole thing. Actually having the doors on helped a great deal for visually aligning things. Getting the back panel off was tough—all those nails—but, yup, it's good now. Slow process but never in doubt in my own mind. At worst, we'd hire a handyman to figure it out, but I didn't think it'd come to that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 May 2019, 8:40pmThe Boss and I have survived the most grueling ordeal of any marriage: assembling an Ikea wardrobe. And it ain't right. The one door is noticeably higher than the other, but we can't figure out what happened. All the pieces are flush, everything is level (I checked with an actual level), and we've played with the hinge fine-tuning, but it's still way off. We've assembled one of these things before and it went fine, but this is behaving like there's a skew somewhere, even tho the level says it's fine. Baffling.
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