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Flex wrote:A confession: I've been reading Pitchfork pretty regularly of late. Once you get over the tremendously douchey review styles, they do serve to expose one to a lot of different kinds of music. And I've decided to make a concerted effort to expose myself more to new music.
Pitchfork is derivative of Pavement.
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Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:And I've decided to make a concerted effort to expose myself more to new music.
That is so arousing.
I'm not wearing pants.
Hot.
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JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:A confession: I've been reading Pitchfork pretty regularly of late. Once you get over the tremendously douchey review styles, they do serve to expose one to a lot of different kinds of music. And I've decided to make a concerted effort to expose myself more to new music.
Pitchfork is derivative of Pavement.
A jogging of the 'ol memory: that reminds me of a flow chart I saw in a magazine (Radar?) about which indie rock chick is right for you. One of the opening questions was something about "what is the best pavement album" and if you answer "dont listen to pavement" thats the end of the excercise. It's kinda funny. I'll see if I can find it.
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Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:And I've decided to make a concerted effort to expose myself more to new music.
That is so arousing.
I'm not wearing pants.
Flex is making me hot and botherd.
Oh GP, you scoundrel.
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Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:And I've decided to make a concerted effort to expose myself more to new music.
That is so arousing.
I'm not wearing pants.
Flex is making me hot and botherd.
Oh GP, you could have me any time you want.
Sorry, I'm taken.
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Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote: That is so arousing.
I'm not wearing pants.
Flex is making me hot and botherd.
Oh GP, you could have me any time you want.
Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
More than I wanted to know.
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Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote: I'm not wearing pants.
Flex is making me hot and botherd.
Oh GP, you could have me any time you want.
Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me.
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Flex wrote:I've been reading Pitchfork pretty regularly of late.
Agh!

I used to read Pitchfork in their early days before they hired even more bad writers.
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eumaas wrote:
Flex wrote:I've been reading Pitchfork pretty regularly of late.
Agh!

I used to read Pitchfork in their early days before they hired even more bad writers.
A defense: I've found out about some pretty good albums from them that I never, ever would have heard about otherwise (Deerhoof's Friend Opportunity for example). The actual writing is almost inconsequential since their reviews don't deter me from anything, they just let me know about more.
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Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote: Flex is making me hot and botherd.
Oh GP, you could have me any time you want.
Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me, as we both know it isn't true.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote: Oh GP, you could have me any time you want.
Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me, as we both know it isn't true.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
A question: Are either one of you close to getting off? There are others in line with observations but don't want to get hit with anything.
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Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote: Oh GP, you could have me any time you want.
Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me, as we both know it isn't true.
Don't try to be self deprecating to fish for compliments - I know you're a goddamn machine.
Guilty.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote: Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me, as we both know it isn't true.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
A question: Are either one of you close to getting off? There are others in line with observations but don't want to get hit with anything.
Don't make us turn on you.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote: Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me, as we both know it isn't true.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
A question: Are either one of you close to getting off? There are others in line with observations but don't want to get hit with anything.
Don't make us turn you on.[/quote]

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Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote: Sorry, I'm currently being taken by Hookworm.
You're more than I can handle anyway.
You flatter me, as we both know it isn't true.
Don't try to be self deprecating to fish for compliments - I know you're a goddamn machine.
Perhaps I am guilty of feeling inadequate in the face of an actual machine.
Nah, don't worry about it. I'm not programmed to feel pity.
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