I hate people like that. Glad karma got him.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:38amSo I'm getting ready to turn left at a light. There's another car beside me (we'll call him White Van) who could go either straight or left. If they go left, they have a very short merge lane. This stupid state with their stupid merge lanes. Anyway, I'm not in any hurry, but I do pull out fast as the light turns. The dufus next to me, decides to go faster and pass me. I'm laughing because wtfwhocares? you win. But...there's a local bus shuttle tottering along the road ahead. White Van practically screeches to a halt and for the next two miles has to drive at 40 in a 50 zone. Meanwhile, I'm giggling like a fool. Because what is it with people and driving?!
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*nods smugly*Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:48amI derive a stupid amount of satisfaction when Capt Impatient has used all their wiles and skills to get one spot ahead and then gets stymied by a pokey driver, especially when it involves a bunch of lane changes and then I pass them by because I stayed in my lane.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:38amSo I'm getting ready to turn left at a light. There's another car beside me (we'll call him White Van) who could go either straight or left. If they go left, they have a very short merge lane. This stupid state with their stupid merge lanes. Anyway, I'm not in any hurry, but I do pull out fast as the light turns. The dufus next to me, decides to go faster and pass me. I'm laughing because wtfwhocares? you win. But...there's a local bus shuttle tottering along the road ahead. White Van practically screeches to a halt and for the next two miles has to drive at 40 in a 50 zone. Meanwhile, I'm giggling like a fool. Because what is it with people and driving?!
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And he had to look at me in the rearview mirror laughing at him. mwahahahahahahaJennyB wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:51amI hate people like that. Glad karma got him.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:38amSo I'm getting ready to turn left at a light. There's another car beside me (we'll call him White Van) who could go either straight or left. If they go left, they have a very short merge lane. This stupid state with their stupid merge lanes. Anyway, I'm not in any hurry, but I do pull out fast as the light turns. The dufus next to me, decides to go faster and pass me. I'm laughing because wtfwhocares? you win. But...there's a local bus shuttle tottering along the road ahead. White Van practically screeches to a halt and for the next two miles has to drive at 40 in a 50 zone. Meanwhile, I'm giggling like a fool. Because what is it with people and driving?!
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There's pretty good evidence that people's driving etiquette deteriorated over the pandemic and hadn't bounced back at all (if anything, it keeps getting worse) now that we're back to full volume on the roads. Basically, people got used to emptier streets and being able to drive faster and more aggressively and didn't slow or calm down once volume returned. Driving around Denver feels like a death trap now. The other day I was in the toll/carpool lane with the missus and the kiddo which is the leftmost lane on our highway. It's, you know, the toll lane so I'm going a pretty fair clip of speed already but then this giant fucking black truck (it's always the dirt-free pickup trucks driven by suburban wannabes that are the worst behavioral offenders) with black tinted windows and our stupid state specialty black license plates (which seem to be favored by the biggest assholes on the road) comes roaring up behind us and passes us on the left in the breakdown lane going at least 150mph. It was close enough that it created wind resistance that shook my car. And zooms in and cuts me off for no reason other than to try to kill me, I guess. No fucking cops around to regulate that kind of behavior, naturally.
That's the worst of it I've gotten recently, but I've been nearly run off the road by people live streaming on their phone while driving, i constantly have people riding my bumper even when I'm already going 10-15mph over the speed limit, weaving in and out of traffic is almost constant, etc. Just absolute madness out there.
I did read Denver's road rage and aggressiveness is some of the worst in the country now so it's probably not this bad everywhere. When I was driving around California last year I was pleasantly surprised with how mellow and docile the drivers were.
Addendum: Sorry for the hijack to vent. I much prefer the karmic retribution of your story, Mimi!
That's the worst of it I've gotten recently, but I've been nearly run off the road by people live streaming on their phone while driving, i constantly have people riding my bumper even when I'm already going 10-15mph over the speed limit, weaving in and out of traffic is almost constant, etc. Just absolute madness out there.
I did read Denver's road rage and aggressiveness is some of the worst in the country now so it's probably not this bad everywhere. When I was driving around California last year I was pleasantly surprised with how mellow and docile the drivers were.
Addendum: Sorry for the hijack to vent. I much prefer the karmic retribution of your story, Mimi!
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Love it when people zig zag and weave lane to lane only to be the car in front of me at the next red light. I just sit there with an ear to ear grin on my face, hoping they're looking in the rear view mirror at me gloating.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:38amSo I'm getting ready to turn left at a light. There's another car beside me (we'll call him White Van) who could go either straight or left. If they go left, they have a very short merge lane. This stupid state with their stupid merge lanes. Anyway, I'm not in any hurry, but I do pull out fast as the light turns. The dufus next to me, decides to go faster and pass me. I'm laughing because wtfwhocares? you win. But...there's a local bus shuttle tottering along the road ahead. White Van practically screeches to a halt and for the next two miles has to drive at 40 in a 50 zone. Meanwhile, I'm giggling like a fool. Because what is it with people and driving?!
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Holy shit. That's frightening, especially with the Little Duder in the car.Flex wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 11:10amThere's pretty good evidence that people's driving etiquette deteriorated over the pandemic and hadn't bounced back at all (if anything, it keeps getting worse) now that we're back to full volume on the roads. Basically, people got used to emptier streets and being able to drive faster and more aggressively and didn't slow or calm down once volume returned. Driving around Denver feels like a death trap now. The other day I was in the toll/carpool lane with the missus and the kiddo which is the leftmost lane on our highway. It's, you know, the toll lane so I'm going a pretty fair clip of speed already but then this giant fucking black truck (it's always the dirt-free pickup trucks driven by suburban wannabes that are the worst behavioral offenders) with black tinted windows and our stupid state specialty black license plates (which seem to be favored by the biggest assholes on the road) comes roaring up behind us and passes us on the left in the breakdown lane going at least 150mph. It was close enough that it created wind resistance that shook my car. And zooms in and cuts me off for no reason other than to try to kill me, I guess. No fucking cops around to regulate that kind of behavior, naturally.
That's the worst of it I've gotten recently, but I've been nearly run off the road by people live streaming on their phone while driving, i constantly have people riding my bumper even when I'm already going 10-15mph over the speed limit, weaving in and out of traffic is almost constant, etc. Just absolute madness out there.
I did read Denver's road rage and aggressiveness is some of the worst in the country now so it's probably not this bad everywhere. When I was driving around California last year I was pleasantly surprised with how mellow and docile the drivers were.
Addendum: Sorry for the hijack to vent. I much prefer the karmic retribution of your story, Mimi!
Tbh, this whole post of yours is giving me anxiety. I live close to DC so I get it. I think the Beltway School of Driving rubs off on a lot of folks here, even if it is rural af!
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Like this?Sparky wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 11:38amLove it when people zig zag and weave lane to lane only to be the car in front of me at the next red light. I just sit there with an ear to ear grin on my face, hoping they're looking in the rear view mirror at me gloating.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 10:38amSo I'm getting ready to turn left at a light. There's another car beside me (we'll call him White Van) who could go either straight or left. If they go left, they have a very short merge lane. This stupid state with their stupid merge lanes. Anyway, I'm not in any hurry, but I do pull out fast as the light turns. The dufus next to me, decides to go faster and pass me. I'm laughing because wtfwhocares? you win. But...there's a local bus shuttle tottering along the road ahead. White Van practically screeches to a halt and for the next two miles has to drive at 40 in a 50 zone. Meanwhile, I'm giggling like a fool. Because what is it with people and driving?!
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Yeah this. And around here rich neighborhoods have been hiring cops to patrol their neighborhoods.
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We live adjacent to the old money neighbourhood (Rockcliffe). When I walk thru there, I will encounter an RCMP car every ten minutes, guaranteed. So, yeah, cool, federal cops patrol the neighbourhood. There's also a city cop substation just on the border of the neighbourhood.
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Yeah cops here have turned down OT so they can do their side gig.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 3:04pmWe live adjacent to the old money neighbourhood (Rockcliffe). When I walk thru there, I will encounter an RCMP car every ten minutes, guaranteed. So, yeah, cool, federal cops patrol the neighbourhood. There's also a city cop substation just on the border of the neighbourhood.
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Wait, they have cars?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 3:04pmWe live adjacent to the old money neighbourhood (Rockcliffe). When I walk thru there, I will encounter an RCMP car every ten minutes, guaranteed. So, yeah, cool, federal cops patrol the neighbourhood. There's also a city cop substation just on the border of the neighbourhood.
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Canada has had cars since 1972, I'll have you know!JennyB wrote: ↑25 Mar 2024, 12:50pmWait, they have cars?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 3:04pmWe live adjacent to the old money neighbourhood (Rockcliffe). When I walk thru there, I will encounter an RCMP car every ten minutes, guaranteed. So, yeah, cool, federal cops patrol the neighbourhood. There's also a city cop substation just on the border of the neighbourhood.
(Coincidentally, tho, there is an RCMP stable maybe 3 km from my home. Occasionally you'll them out for rides along the river trail.)
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Do they wear the Dudley Do-Right uniforms? PLEASE TELL ME THEY DO.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Mar 2024, 1:08pmCanada has had cars since 1972, I'll have you know!JennyB wrote: ↑25 Mar 2024, 12:50pmWait, they have cars?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 3:04pmWe live adjacent to the old money neighbourhood (Rockcliffe). When I walk thru there, I will encounter an RCMP car every ten minutes, guaranteed. So, yeah, cool, federal cops patrol the neighbourhood. There's also a city cop substation just on the border of the neighbourhood.
(Coincidentally, tho, there is an RCMP stable maybe 3 km from my home. Occasionally you'll them out for rides along the river trail.)
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Just for ceremonial stuff. Otherwise they dress like every other thug cop.JennyB wrote: ↑25 Mar 2024, 1:14pmDo they wear the Dudley Do-Right uniforms? PLEASE TELL ME THEY DO.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Mar 2024, 1:08pmCanada has had cars since 1972, I'll have you know!JennyB wrote: ↑25 Mar 2024, 12:50pmWait, they have cars?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Mar 2024, 3:04pmWe live adjacent to the old money neighbourhood (Rockcliffe). When I walk thru there, I will encounter an RCMP car every ten minutes, guaranteed. So, yeah, cool, federal cops patrol the neighbourhood. There's also a city cop substation just on the border of the neighbourhood.
(Coincidentally, tho, there is an RCMP stable maybe 3 km from my home. Occasionally you'll them out for rides along the river trail.)
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