The Boss is going out on a ladies' weekend tomorrow with a few friends.
Me: You're back on Monday?
She: Yeah, why?
Me: Just wondering whether the cats would start eating me before you got home if I died on Saturday.
She: *dead stare*
Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
that reminds me, my waiter at a snooty hamburger joint looked just like you, Hooks
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Has anyone heard from Maj since his Ménage a trois
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
I hope you tipped that sad bastard well.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Unfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Being a bit nosy, keep us updated mate if you're comfortable doing so. Keeping fingers crossed for you both pal.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jul 2019, 10:43amUnfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
I participated in a threeway once. I had just had my heart broken, and my ex previous to that wanted to cheer me up so she invited her open-minded friend over. It was kind of bittersweet.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jul 2019, 10:43amUnfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Both of mine were...pivotal.Kory wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:13pmI participated in a threeway once. I had just had my heart broken, and my ex previous to that wanted to cheer me up so she invited her open-minded friend over. It was kind of bittersweet.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jul 2019, 10:43amUnfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
The closest I got was when I dreamt I had a threesome with those two from ABBA. The funny thing is I've never liked beards.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
If you hadn't used that punchline, you can damn well be sure I would have nailed you with it.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Yeah there was a queue outside that post waiting for a crack at that punchline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:58pmIf you hadn't used that punchline, you can damn well be sure I would have nailed you with it.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Is that a physical description?Wolter wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:39pmBoth of mine were...pivotal.Kory wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:13pmI participated in a threeway once. I had just had my heart broken, and my ex previous to that wanted to cheer me up so she invited her open-minded friend over. It was kind of bittersweet.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jul 2019, 10:43amUnfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
The new queue is to punch Heston in the head for fucking us over like that.101Walterton wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 7:00pmYeah there was a queue outside that post waiting for a crack at that punchline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:58pmIf you hadn't used that punchline, you can damn well be sure I would have nailed you with it.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Emotional. And social.Kory wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 7:07pmIs that a physical description?Wolter wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:39pmBoth of mine were...pivotal.Kory wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:13pmI participated in a threeway once. I had just had my heart broken, and my ex previous to that wanted to cheer me up so she invited her open-minded friend over. It was kind of bittersweet.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jul 2019, 10:43amUnfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
I suppose it would be difficult to have one that was just ho-hum.Wolter wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 7:08pmEmotional. And social.Kory wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 7:07pmIs that a physical description?Wolter wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:39pmBoth of mine were...pivotal.Kory wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 6:13pmI participated in a threeway once. I had just had my heart broken, and my ex previous to that wanted to cheer me up so she invited her open-minded friend over. It was kind of bittersweet.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jul 2019, 10:43am
Unfortunately, my partners aren't eachother's types so they won't be joining me together in that pleasure. I'll probably have to go extracurricular for threeways. I haven't even arranged a meeting day yet, to be honest.
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