Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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revbob wrote:
22 May 2019, 3:56pm
He works for the Canadian DoD? And offered this information up willingly? Maybe he's in charge of spying on home grown radical/subversive types...

And by that I mean you.
I'm … good with this scenario.

Further fuel for this theory: I'm signed up with this placement agency who occasionally send me editing contract possibilities. This morning they sent me two separate job possibilities with … DND. They're trying to entrap me!
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Strangest thing I've seen today - You can buy a reprint of this bitchy 1701 pamphlet ...from Walmart.

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Outside of work, can I live in my shorts from now till October or will I look like 'one of those knobs?' Its getting warm, a staggering 15c here, joggers are getting a bit too heavy.

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BitterTom wrote:
23 May 2019, 3:58pm
Outside of work, can I live in my shorts from now till October or will I look like 'one of those knobs?' Its getting warm, a staggering 15c here, joggers are getting a bit too heavy.
Wear shorts, man. Fuck every one else.
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Silent Majority wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:01pm
BitterTom wrote:
23 May 2019, 3:58pm
Outside of work, can I live in my shorts from now till October or will I look like 'one of those knobs?' Its getting warm, a staggering 15c here, joggers are getting a bit too heavy.
Wear shorts, man. Fuck every one else.
I'd just wear boxers if I could.

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One factor to consider: if you get pants that are properly breathable, they may keep you even cooler than wearing shorts as they'll also keep the sun off.
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BitterTom wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:02pm
Silent Majority wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:01pm
BitterTom wrote:
23 May 2019, 3:58pm
Outside of work, can I live in my shorts from now till October or will I look like 'one of those knobs?' Its getting warm, a staggering 15c here, joggers are getting a bit too heavy.
Wear shorts, man. Fuck every one else.
I'd just wear boxers if I could.
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Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:03pm
One factor to consider: if you get pants that are properly breathable, they may keep you even cooler than wearing shorts as they'll also keep the sun off.
I've got weird shaped legs (imagine or Google a big doner kebab spinning round whilst cooking) and that's the shape. If it's not jeans or joggers I look ridiculous. Thanks for advice anyway though!

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Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:03pm
One factor to consider: if you get pants that are properly breathable, they may keep you even cooler than wearing shorts as they'll also keep the sun off.
You sound like that punk Vince White extolling the virtues of a nice pair of crisp chinos.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Chinos that was it. Yeah my kebab legs would look daft in chinos.

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Heston wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:12pm
Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:03pm
One factor to consider: if you get pants that are properly breathable, they may keep you even cooler than wearing shorts as they'll also keep the sun off.
You sound like that punk Vince White extolling the virtues of a nice pair of crisp chinos.
I was actually thinking linen or, like, more technical hiking pants.

But I guess Vince's book may have gotten to me. Chinos as long as they're white, right gang?
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Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:36pm
Heston wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:12pm
Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:03pm
One factor to consider: if you get pants that are properly breathable, they may keep you even cooler than wearing shorts as they'll also keep the sun off.
You sound like that punk Vince White extolling the virtues of a nice pair of crisp chinos.
I was actually thinking linen or, like, more technical hiking pants.

But I guess Vince's book may have gotten to me. Chinos as long as they're white, right gang?
I'm gonna stick with the shorts. Fuck the kebab legs, fuck what people say, my pale, fat doners are going to see the light of day.

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Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:36pm
Heston wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:12pm
Flex wrote:
23 May 2019, 4:03pm
One factor to consider: if you get pants that are properly breathable, they may keep you even cooler than wearing shorts as they'll also keep the sun off.
You sound like that punk Vince White extolling the virtues of a nice pair of crisp chinos.
I was actually thinking linen or, like, more technical hiking pants.

But I guess Vince's book may have gotten to me. Chinos as long as they're white, right gang?
Interestingly, Vince calls Chinese people Chinos, but pronounced with a long I.
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