Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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So yesterday I bought VH Jr. this stuffed animal called a warmie. It's basically like those neck pillows you heat up in the microwave. So I put the warmie in the microwave to heat it up, and it was so incredibly disturbing, I had to walk away. I felt like one of those hippies in the urban legend that takes LSD and sticks a puppy in the microwave. I know it's not different than heating up a neck pillow, but still Look at this guy!
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Picturing that going round and round in the microwave is kinda disturbing.
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Oh lord, I don't know if I could do that. At the very least, like you, I'd have to remove myself while it's heating up.JennyB wrote: ↑13 Feb 2019, 2:40pmSo yesterday I bought VH Jr. this stuffed animal called a warmie. It's basically like those neck pillows you heat up in the microwave. So I put the warmie in the microwave to heat it up, and it was so incredibly disturbing, I had to walk away. I felt like one of those hippies in the urban legend that takes LSD and sticks a puppy in the microwave. I know it's not different than heating up a neck pillow, but still Look at this guy!
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SO DISTURBING.
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That's exactly what I did - I walked into the other room.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2019, 3:05pmOh lord, I don't know if I could do that. At the very least, like you, I'd have to remove myself while it's heating up.JennyB wrote: ↑13 Feb 2019, 2:40pmSo yesterday I bought VH Jr. this stuffed animal called a warmie. It's basically like those neck pillows you heat up in the microwave. So I put the warmie in the microwave to heat it up, and it was so incredibly disturbing, I had to walk away. I felt like one of those hippies in the urban legend that takes LSD and sticks a puppy in the microwave. I know it's not different than heating up a neck pillow, but still Look at this guy!
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Well, this is disturbing.
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I figure Doc would think this is cool and Flex this is in Denver.
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I also think it’s cool.
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Neat. Jello's five-hour freeform rant between films might be a bit much, but still. My summary of HSC is here: http://www.clashcity.com/boards/viewtop ... 29#p369829
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An observation: Every once in a while I remember that dinosaurs were really just feathered nerds and I get kinda bummed out.
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Or maybe Doc and Jello could tag team this. I'd fly out to Denver for that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Feb 2019, 7:19amNeat. Jello's five-hour freeform rant between films might be a bit much, but still. My summary of HSC is here: http://www.clashcity.com/boards/viewtop ... 29#p369829
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I don't think are sufficient drugs to let me keep up with him.revbob wrote: ↑23 Feb 2019, 5:22pmOr maybe Doc and Jello could tag team this. I'd fly out to Denver for that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Feb 2019, 7:19amNeat. Jello's five-hour freeform rant between films might be a bit much, but still. My summary of HSC is here: http://www.clashcity.com/boards/viewtop ... 29#p369829
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I'm out of the country when this is happening. GOD DAMN IT
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On the plus side, birds are slightly cooler.
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