Yeah. I imagine that's not something you want to hear at a butcher shop.
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Tried Chick fil a today. Gross.
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Well, at least you tried to get right with Jesus.
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Love that shit. Only eat it every few years because of liberal guilt and I live in a socialist nook.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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The closest I really come to fast food is eating hot dogs and now I buy the fancy ones.
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I've avoided them out of principle, but now that I know their food is shit, all the better.
I didn't get struck by lightning, but I heard it's coming down on DC right now. mwahahahahaha
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My brother went in for an emergency appendectomy last Wednesday and he's still in the hospital. His appendix burst, but they didn't operate until the next day. He had the laparoscopic surgery and it ended up twisting part of his intestine. The incompetence of the doctors involved, (they knew better and had a God complex) forced him to transfer to a better hospital where he had to have another surgery yesterday to correct it. Luckily, they were able to untwist the intestine instead of having to cut it out. So, Tom, if you're still having troubles, go get that bitch an ultrasound to see if there is a problem. It's hard to imagine that something that seems like a simple procedure can go horribly wrong.
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Holy cow, yikes meemz. Glad your brother is finally getting the care he needs.
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A ruptured appendix is scary enough, and to add on the additional incompetence - I am so sorry. I hope he heals quickly and completely.Mimi wrote: ↑05 Jul 2019, 10:44amMy brother went in for an emergency appendectomy last Wednesday and he's still in the hospital. His appendix burst, but they didn't operate until the next day. He had the laparoscopic surgery and it ended up twisting part of his intestine. The incompetence of the doctors involved, (they knew better and had a God complex) forced him to transfer to a better hospital where he had to have another surgery yesterday to correct it. Luckily, they were able to untwist the intestine instead of having to cut it out. So, Tom, if you're still having troubles, go get that bitch an ultrasound to see if there is a problem. It's hard to imagine that something that seems like a simple procedure can go horribly wrong.
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Ye gods. The idea of doctors fucking up the routine is so bizarre to me, yet it seemingly happens so damned often.
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Thanks, guys.
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I've read a lot of horror stories online that made me feel a little better. I mean, they were still alive to type it up, yanno. Anyway, it seems the laparoscopic surgery causes a host of problems because they go in at different angles instead of directly like they would if they cut you open.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jul 2019, 10:58amYe gods. The idea of doctors fucking up the routine is so bizarre to me, yet it seemingly happens so damned often.