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It's on days like these I despise small talk.

"Hot today, isn't it?"

Still not as bad as a customer last year, came in the shop and announced, "Phwoar, I'm sticky all over!"

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Yeah. I imagine that's not something you want to hear at a butcher shop.
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Tried Chick fil a today. Gross.

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Mimi wrote:
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Tried Chick fil a today. Gross.
Well, at least you tried to get right with Jesus.
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Mimi wrote:
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Tried Chick fil a today. Gross.
Plus they're right wing assholes as I understand it.

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Mimi wrote:
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Tried Chick fil a today. Gross.
Love that shit. Only eat it every few years because of liberal guilt and I live in a socialist nook.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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The closest I really come to fast food is eating hot dogs and now I buy the fancy ones.

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revbob wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 6:56pm
Mimi wrote:
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Tried Chick fil a today. Gross.
Plus they're right wing assholes as I understand it.
I've avoided them out of principle, but now that I know their food is shit, all the better.

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24 Jun 2019, 7:38pm
Good luck Tom. The appendix is nothing to mess with.
My brother went in for an emergency appendectomy last Wednesday and he's still in the hospital. His appendix burst, but they didn't operate until the next day. He had the laparoscopic surgery and it ended up twisting part of his intestine. The incompetence of the doctors involved, (they knew better and had a God complex) forced him to transfer to a better hospital where he had to have another surgery yesterday to correct it. Luckily, they were able to untwist the intestine instead of having to cut it out. So, Tom, if you're still having troubles, go get that bitch an ultrasound to see if there is a problem. It's hard to imagine that something that seems like a simple procedure can go horribly wrong.

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Holy cow, yikes meemz. Glad your brother is finally getting the care he needs.
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Mimi wrote:
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revbob wrote:
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Good luck Tom. The appendix is nothing to mess with.
My brother went in for an emergency appendectomy last Wednesday and he's still in the hospital. His appendix burst, but they didn't operate until the next day. He had the laparoscopic surgery and it ended up twisting part of his intestine. The incompetence of the doctors involved, (they knew better and had a God complex) forced him to transfer to a better hospital where he had to have another surgery yesterday to correct it. Luckily, they were able to untwist the intestine instead of having to cut it out. So, Tom, if you're still having troubles, go get that bitch an ultrasound to see if there is a problem. It's hard to imagine that something that seems like a simple procedure can go horribly wrong.
A ruptured appendix is scary enough, and to add on the additional incompetence - I am so sorry. I hope he heals quickly and completely.
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Ye gods. The idea of doctors fucking up the routine is so bizarre to me, yet it seemingly happens so damned often.
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Thanks, guys.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jul 2019, 10:58am
Ye gods. The idea of doctors fucking up the routine is so bizarre to me, yet it seemingly happens so damned often.
I've read a lot of horror stories online that made me feel a little better. I mean, they were still alive to type it up, yanno. Anyway, it seems the laparoscopic surgery causes a host of problems because they go in at different angles instead of directly like they would if they cut you open.

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