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Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I'm on shift with a dude who is clearly painfully hungover. No worries my man. I enjoy working without any small talk. Let's both of us pretend the other isn't here and ride the silences to Olympian levels of awkwardness.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Ive had to do that a lot, not the hungover part just the working with someone I have no desire to communicate with. "No I havent accepted Jesus as my savior, why the fuck should I ?" Said in a tone and tenor that doesnt invite followup conversation of any sort. Altgough it isnt my natural state I can be intimidating when I so choose.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Dec 2017, 1:02pmI'm on shift with a dude who is clearly painfully hungover. No worries my man. I enjoy working without any small talk. Let's both of us pretend the other isn't here and ride the silences to Olympian levels of awkwardness.
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"Lotta blacks in your shop int there?"revbob wrote: ↑13 Dec 2017, 5:04pmIve had to do that a lot, not the hungover part just the working with someone I have no desire to communicate with. "No I havent accepted Jesus as my savior, why the fuck should I ?" Said in a tone and tenor that doesnt invite followup conversation of any sort. Altgough it isnt my natural state I can be intimidating when I so choose.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Dec 2017, 1:02pmI'm on shift with a dude who is clearly painfully hungover. No worries my man. I enjoy working without any small talk. Let's both of us pretend the other isn't here and ride the silences to Olympian levels of awkwardness.
Ah, glad I didn't say shit to you.
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When we were going to school in North Carolina, we managed a trip home one summer, and I was roped into giving a ride to my great-aunt Nora, who was about 137 years old and largely a complete stranger to me. The drive begins.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Dec 2017, 5:48pm"Lotta blacks in your shop int there?"
Ah, glad I didn't say shit to you.
Nora: You live in the South? They have a lot of darkies there.
Me: …
No further conversation for the next 90 minutes.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Hopefully she died before she had to see Obama become president
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This breaks the Awesomemeter into a gorillion pieces.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Let's have a viewing party.
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Merry Holidays. Hooks
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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My childhood would have been, at minimum, 147% better.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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This is clear, full-on psychopath behaviour.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I know. Cheesecake is vile.
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