Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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I'm dealing with a cold this week and am in the plugged sinuses stage (when I'm sitting, anyway; stand up and it's opening the floodgates). My experience squirting snot acid up my nose demonstrates I could never be a coke addict. After each squirt I dance around in pain like an imbecile. Clearly, I prefer alcohol because I'm a big baby.
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Meanwhile, in Canada...
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
It's worth it though for the sweet, sweet relief. I meant the nasal spray, not the blow. Thanks, Len Bias.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Sep 2018, 7:53amI'm dealing with a cold this week and am in the plugged sinuses stage (when I'm sitting, anyway; stand up and it's opening the floodgates). My experience squirting snot acid up my nose demonstrates I could never be a coke addict. After each squirt I dance around in pain like an imbecile. Clearly, I prefer alcohol because I'm a big baby.
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Thank you for this. It’s fucking beautiful.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Sep 2018, 6:06pmI'm sure this was posted somewhere else.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... eo-727503/
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You know what really spices up a message board? Coming on once a blue moon to bitch that no one is constantly listing their three favorite Clash songs, so therefore the board is dead.
Nothing more exciting than people listing songs. Really keeps a board going strong.
Nothing more exciting than people listing songs. Really keeps a board going strong.
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What if you throw a new sprinkling of homophobia in to your usual brain damaged cocktail of yearning and complaints?Wolter wrote: ↑27 Sep 2018, 11:47amYou know what really spices up a message board? Coming on once a blue moon to bitch that no one is constantly listing their three favorite Clash songs, so therefore the board is dead.
Nothing more exciting than people listing songs. Really keeps a board going strong.
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Sounds like a plan!Silent Majority wrote: ↑27 Sep 2018, 11:52amWhat if you throw a new sprinkling of homophobia in to your usual brain damaged cocktail of yearning and complaints?Wolter wrote: ↑27 Sep 2018, 11:47amYou know what really spices up a message board? Coming on once a blue moon to bitch that no one is constantly listing their three favorite Clash songs, so therefore the board is dead.
Nothing more exciting than people listing songs. Really keeps a board going strong.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
FINGERPOOPIN'Wolter wrote: ↑27 Sep 2018, 11:47amYou know what really spices up a message board? Coming on once a blue moon to bitch that no one is constantly listing their three favorite Clash songs, so therefore the board is dead.
Nothing more exciting than people listing songs. Really keeps a board going strong.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Did I miss something?
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There's a BAD forum? Why the fuck would anyone bother with that?Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2018, 9:14pm"oi mate tahts teh pisstake !!1" making a nostalgic reappearance on the B.A.D. forum.
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Holding their feet to the fire.
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