Can you do mine as well, Doc? It can open with the trauma of me receiving a FRANKY SAYS RELAX t-shirt.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2018, 6:21pmI use that when naming files that have dates (like paystubs) for that very reason. The obsessive efficiency part of me would fully support making that convention in speech and writing.
Also, writing about your awkward years is going to be so much fun. It'll be a shame when they finally end.
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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Police were unable to explain why the suspect had pastrami covering his penis.Inder wrote: ↑10 May 2018, 6:28pm"Tech Titans Found Dead, Discarded Salad Cream Packets, Terrible Music Litter Grisly Scene"eumaas wrote: ↑10 May 2018, 6:21pmDo you think ordinary people have all that much influence over what happens here? Take it up with Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
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Tho I'd end up going mad trying to convey your worldview, it's a challenge I couldn't resist.Heston wrote: ↑10 May 2018, 6:32pmCan you do mine as well, Doc? It can open with the trauma of me receiving a FRANKY SAYS RELAX t-shirt.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2018, 6:21pmI use that when naming files that have dates (like paystubs) for that very reason. The obsessive efficiency part of me would fully support making that convention in speech and writing.
Also, writing about your awkward years is going to be so much fun. It'll be a shame when they finally end.
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If that had happened to me, it would only mean I got to drink a month earlier.
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I've been seeing it sometimes entering data at work and it always throws me. "The tenth of the seventeenth, what the fuck?"
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And the black and white makeup left on the bodies.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 May 2018, 6:32pmPolice were unable to explain why the suspect had pastrami covering his penis.
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So, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that my boss is out of the office today. I'm not doing any work and I brought my dog in. The bad news is that one of my coworkers has taken this to mean that she can play music loudly. Thus far, she has been playing a mix of Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews. I can somewhat handle it by putting earphones in, but how is my dog going to handle this?
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Sing along loudly and sarcastically so she can't enjoy her Floy music.JennyB wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14amSo, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that my boss is out of the office today. I'm not doing any work and I brought my dog in. The bad news is that one of my coworkers has taken this to mean that she can play music loudly. Thus far, she has been playing a mix of Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews. I can somewhat handle it by putting earphones in, but how is my dog going to handle this?
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How do I do that when I don't know the words? Oh my god, this Dave Matthews song is live and never ending. He keeps repeating the same phrase over and over again. I literally just plugged my ears like a petulant child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:23amSing along loudly and sarcastically so she can't enjoy her Floy music.JennyB wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14amSo, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that my boss is out of the office today. I'm not doing any work and I brought my dog in. The bad news is that one of my coworkers has taken this to mean that she can play music loudly. Thus far, she has been playing a mix of Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews. I can somewhat handle it by putting earphones in, but how is my dog going to handle this?
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Dear god. The Barenaked Ladies are back.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I thought you said you had bad news.JennyB wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14amSo, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that my boss is out of the office today. I'm not doing any work and I brought my dog in. The bad news is that one of my coworkers has taken this to mean that she can play music loudly. Thus far, she has been playing a mix of Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews. I can somewhat handle it by putting earphones in, but how is my dog going to handle this?
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You are both terrible, horrible, very bad people!Flex wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:48amI thought you said you had bad news.JennyB wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14amSo, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that my boss is out of the office today. I'm not doing any work and I brought my dog in. The bad news is that one of my coworkers has taken this to mean that she can play music loudly. Thus far, she has been playing a mix of Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews. I can somewhat handle it by putting earphones in, but how is my dog going to handle this?
Saw BNL do a free show a few years back. Tasty.
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Make up your own lyrics. The point is to be annoying and sarcastically boisterous. "Yeah yeah, I'm Dave Matthews, and I write such great songs that every person loves because I'm Dave Matthews. Yeah, who doesn't like Dave Matthews? No one! Because everyone loves Dave Matthews!" Etc, etc, etc.JennyB wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:25amHow do I do that when I don't know the words? Oh my god, this Dave Matthews song is live and never ending. He keeps repeating the same phrase over and over again. I literally just plugged my ears like a petulant child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:23amSing along loudly and sarcastically so she can't enjoy her Floy music.JennyB wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14amSo, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that my boss is out of the office today. I'm not doing any work and I brought my dog in. The bad news is that one of my coworkers has taken this to mean that she can play music loudly. Thus far, she has been playing a mix of Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews. I can somewhat handle it by putting earphones in, but how is my dog going to handle this?
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