Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

Meanwhile, in stately Inder Manor …

[Inder]

Update: the hard hat doesn't protect you from ville online slander.

[Dr. Medulla]

Update: the hard hat doesn't protect you from ville online slander.

You need a beekeeper's hat for that.

[BitterTom]

I'm out and this picture was on the toilet door of a decent pub, even more decent given the Peep Show reference.

[Silent Majority]

I'm out and this picture was on the toilet door of a decent pub, even more decent given the Peep Show reference.

I printed one of those out and blu tac'd it to the door of one of the toilets in my wedding venue.

[revbob]

I seem to recall an Olaf thread about raccoons or something but I cant find it so...

http://mentalfloss.com/article/573354/h ... an-insults

[Marky Dread]

Seriously Olaf your training regime needs updating.

[revbob]

I had this new coworker try and explain the genius of the Big Bang Theory to me today. So get this, the premise apparently is these guys are really smart but they are total geeks and have no common sense nor social skills and there's this girl and she's kind of dumb.

I had to just pretend I'd never heard of it as that was the quickest way out of the conversation.

[Dr. Medulla]

I had this new coworker try and explain the genius of the Big Bang Theory to me today. So get this, the premise apparently is these guys are really smart but they are total geeks and have no common sense nor social skills and there's this girl and she's kind of dumb.

I had to just pretend I'd never heard of it as that was the quickest way out of the conversation.

I'm a-laughing already! Sure this was broadcast for many seasons!

[revbob]

I had this new coworker try and explain the genius of the Big Bang Theory to me today. So get this, the premise apparently is these guys are really smart but they are total geeks and have no common sense nor social skills and there's this girl and she's kind of dumb.

I had to just pretend I'd never heard of it as that was the quickest way out of the conversation.

I'm a-laughing already! Sure this was broadcast for many seasons!

Yeah he was a bit incredulous that I didn't know about it. It had been on for X many years. And he went on how it was amazing that a show "like that" was on for so long. I couldn't wait to get out of that conversation. Another person came along which allowed me to slip out sooner than normal.

[Dr. Medulla]

I had this new coworker try and explain the genius of the Big Bang Theory to me today. So get this, the premise apparently is these guys are really smart but they are total geeks and have no common sense nor social skills and there's this girl and she's kind of dumb.

I had to just pretend I'd never heard of it as that was the quickest way out of the conversation.

I'm a-laughing already! Sure this was broadcast for many seasons!

Yeah he was a bit incredulous that I didn't know about it. It had been on for X many years. And he went on how it was amazing that a show "like that" was on for so long. I couldn't wait to get out of that conversation. Another person came along which allowed me to slip out sooner than normal.

"Sorry, I only watch shows about serial killers told from their perspective."

[tepista]

I had this new coworker try and explain the genius of the Big Bang Theory to me today. So get this, the premise apparently is these guys are really smart but they are total geeks and have no common sense nor social skills and there's this girl and she's kind of dumb.

I had to just pretend I'd never heard of it as that was the quickest way out of the conversation.

I'm a-laughing already! Sure this was broadcast for many seasons!

Yeah he was a bit incredulous that I didn't know about it. It had been on for X many years. And he went on how it was amazing that a show "like that" was on for so long. I couldn't wait to get out of that conversation. Another person came along which allowed me to slip out sooner than normal.

A show that clever deserves a prequel.

[revbob]

Its county fair season in Vermont right now. And some of the worst things about this country are on display. An abundance of fatty fried food and sugary drinks, people who are insanely overweight and filling up on the aforementioned food. People with try and burn this shirts with flags on them and other jingoistic nonsense. To escape the heat I went in where various hucksters are peddling their wares and I came across this.
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[Dr. Medulla]

Three things god can't do:
Make a rock so heavy he can't lift it.
Resolve the contradictions within Christianity.
Make me like Rush.

[revbob]

Three things god can't do:
Make a rock so heavy he can't lift it.
Resolve the contradictions within Christianity.
Make me like Rush.

No those weren't the answers. Also: