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Heston wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 1:38pm
I'm out for a mate's 50th tonight. Keep an eye on the KISS thread later on.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 4:29pm
Heston wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 1:38pm
I'm out for a mate's 50th tonight. Keep an eye on the KISS thread later on.
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BitterTom wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 1:18pm
Silent Majority wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 11:49am
BitterTom wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 11:09am
First night out for a long while tonight, been told to expect pints no less than £5 a pop, better be bloody worth it. Thought £30 would see me ok for a belly full of ale and enough spare for a manky kebab on the way home. Alas, it seems not.
I'm also heading out on the town for the first time in ages. It'll be dives and old men pubs until its just clubs serving.
Have a good one mate, not in Stourbridge by any chance?
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Silent Majority wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 11:46pm
BitterTom wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 1:18pm
Silent Majority wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 11:49am
BitterTom wrote:
30 Nov 2019, 11:09am
First night out for a long while tonight, been told to expect pints no less than £5 a pop, better be bloody worth it. Thought £30 would see me ok for a belly full of ale and enough spare for a manky kebab on the way home. Alas, it seems not.
I'm also heading out on the town for the first time in ages. It'll be dives and old men pubs until its just clubs serving.
Have a good one mate, not in Stourbridge by any chance?
Wolverhampton, man. PM me your mob number I'll give you a friendly bell
Hope it was a good one, we've got mates down that way so next time I'm down I'll let you know

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tepista wrote:
01 Dec 2019, 7:37pm
Holy fuck, this is my neighborhood

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I lived in a neighborhood full of Central Americans and the few that fancied themselves as gangster were very fond of the machete. I was in the bodega once when a kid with a snow shovel was fending off an attack by two kids with machetes. The shop keep just locked the door and drew the blinds.
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I'm enjoying my first cold of the season and relying on decongestant spray to breath. Whenever I use it, I'm reminded that there are people who are addicted to the stuff. How? The shit burns my nostrils horribly and if it makes it to my throat I start to gag. You'd have to be a masochist to seek it out.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Dec 2019, 8:32pm
tepista wrote:
01 Dec 2019, 7:37pm
Holy fuck, this is my neighborhood

https://abc7.com/1-hospitalized-after-l ... MjNw0467FQ
I lived in a neighborhood full of Central Americans and the few that fancied themselves as gangster were very fond of the machete. I was in the bodega once when a kid with a snow shovel was fending off an attack by two kids with machetes. The shop keep just locked the door and drew the blinds.
My friend's uncle was an NYC cop and he would often confiscate machetes and bring them home. Some were pretty fancy, or at least the sheaths were

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2019, 3:45pm
I'm enjoying my first cold of the season and relying on decongestant spray to breath. Whenever I use it, I'm reminded that there are people who are addicted to the stuff. How? The shit burns my nostrils horribly and if it makes it to my throat I start to gag. You'd have to be a masochist to seek it out.
I get the mist that doesn't cause that. I probably use it way longer than one is supposed to, but you pick your battles, ya know?
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JennyB wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 12:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2019, 3:45pm
I'm enjoying my first cold of the season and relying on decongestant spray to breath. Whenever I use it, I'm reminded that there are people who are addicted to the stuff. How? The shit burns my nostrils horribly and if it makes it to my throat I start to gag. You'd have to be a masochist to seek it out.
I get the mist that doesn't cause that. I probably use it way longer than one is supposed to, but you pick your battles, ya know?
There's a non-burning option? Details, lady, details!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 1:14pm
JennyB wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 12:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2019, 3:45pm
I'm enjoying my first cold of the season and relying on decongestant spray to breath. Whenever I use it, I'm reminded that there are people who are addicted to the stuff. How? The shit burns my nostrils horribly and if it makes it to my throat I start to gag. You'd have to be a masochist to seek it out.
I get the mist that doesn't cause that. I probably use it way longer than one is supposed to, but you pick your battles, ya know?
There's a non-burning option? Details, lady, details!
Oh, it's just an Afrin mist. It doesn't bother me as much as the sprays that have a more concentrated stream. But I may have also just built up a tolerance!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2019, 3:45pm
I'm enjoying my first cold of the season and relying on decongestant spray to breath. Whenever I use it, I'm reminded that there are people who are addicted to the stuff. How? The shit burns my nostrils horribly and if it makes it to my throat I start to gag. You'd have to be a masochist to seek it out.
Soon you won't be able to get enough. It's the Stockholm Syndrome of drugs.
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JennyB wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 1:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 1:14pm
JennyB wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 12:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2019, 3:45pm
I'm enjoying my first cold of the season and relying on decongestant spray to breath. Whenever I use it, I'm reminded that there are people who are addicted to the stuff. How? The shit burns my nostrils horribly and if it makes it to my throat I start to gag. You'd have to be a masochist to seek it out.
I get the mist that doesn't cause that. I probably use it way longer than one is supposed to, but you pick your battles, ya know?
There's a non-burning option? Details, lady, details!
Oh, it's just an Afrin mist. It doesn't bother me as much as the sprays that have a more concentrated stream. But I may have also just built up a tolerance!
Cool—I'll pick some up for my next cold.
Kory wrote:
09 Dec 2019, 1:46pm
Soon you won't be able to get enough. It's the Stockholm Syndrome of drugs.
No effin' way. It's the insult-to-injury part of a cold for me. Sure, I get to breathe, but the experience of squirting that shit up there turns me into the biggest baby. Enough so that I'll usually put it off as long as I can bear. And for whatever reason, the pill form never works for me.
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