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You guys should try doing it sober....oh wait.... :mrgreen:

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CorwoodRep wrote:
17 May 2018, 6:36pm
I've had headaches a couple times after doing the unspeakable thing. It was probably from trying to do multiple dehydrating sins at once.
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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JFK supposedly claimed he got headaches if he didn't have sex at least once a day. But that may have been a really weird come-on line.
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There are several troubling things in that article.

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Funny. I usually have a headache when I don't want to have sex.

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Mine are infrequent enough right now that I forget about it until it happens again

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now that I passed 30 pretty much anything enjoyable comes at a price
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revbob wrote:
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There are several troubling things in that article.
Sometimes sex headaches can be prevented by stopping sexual activity

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Even if he had never made a single note of music, Charles Mingus would’ve been known as a genius.

https://www.wnyc.org/story/charles-ming ... -the-test/
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I love Chicago.

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daredevil wrote:
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I MISS YOU GUYS!
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I feel like the guy in the photo is watching my every move.
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daredevil wrote:
23 May 2018, 9:52pm
I MISS YOU GUYS!
I used to browse IMCT during work. I can't do this anymore since I decided to take a job with Local County Government.
I feel like the guy in the photo is watching my every move.

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At the very least, I hope you're a shitty employee! Glad you can still check in here, tho.
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Good to hear from you, DD. Hope the new gig is working out. 😎

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