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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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More like def.
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I'm on shift with a dude who is clearly painfully hungover. No worries my man. I enjoy working without any small talk. Let's both of us pretend the other isn't here and ride the silences to Olympian levels of awkwardness.
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Silent Majority wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 1:02pm
I'm on shift with a dude who is clearly painfully hungover. No worries my man. I enjoy working without any small talk. Let's both of us pretend the other isn't here and ride the silences to Olympian levels of awkwardness.
Ive had to do that a lot, not the hungover part just the working with someone I have no desire to communicate with. "No I havent accepted Jesus as my savior, why the fuck should I ?" Said in a tone and tenor that doesnt invite followup conversation of any sort. Altgough it isnt my natural state I can be intimidating when I so choose.

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revbob wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 5:04pm
Silent Majority wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 1:02pm
I'm on shift with a dude who is clearly painfully hungover. No worries my man. I enjoy working without any small talk. Let's both of us pretend the other isn't here and ride the silences to Olympian levels of awkwardness.
Ive had to do that a lot, not the hungover part just the working with someone I have no desire to communicate with. "No I havent accepted Jesus as my savior, why the fuck should I ?" Said in a tone and tenor that doesnt invite followup conversation of any sort. Altgough it isnt my natural state I can be intimidating when I so choose.
"Lotta blacks in your shop int there?"

Ah, glad I didn't say shit to you.
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Silent Majority wrote:
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"Lotta blacks in your shop int there?"

Ah, glad I didn't say shit to you.
When we were going to school in North Carolina, we managed a trip home one summer, and I was roped into giving a ride to my great-aunt Nora, who was about 137 years old and largely a complete stranger to me. The drive begins.
Nora: You live in the South? They have a lot of darkies there.
Me: …

No further conversation for the next 90 minutes.
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Hopefully she died before she had to see Obama become president
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This breaks the Awesomemeter into a gorillion pieces.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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This breaks the Awesomemeter into a gorillion pieces.
Let's have a viewing party.
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Merry Holidays. Hooks

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15 Dec 2017, 4:45pm
Merry Holidays. Hooks

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My childhood would have been, at minimum, 147% better.
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This is clear, full-on psychopath behaviour.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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This is clear, full-on psychopath behaviour.
Fucker!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 2:19pm
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This is clear, full-on psychopath behaviour.
I know. Cheesecake is vile. :shifty:
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