Stand-and-shit.

[MadModWorld]

This makes me proud to be human.

[Marky Dread]

This makes me proud to be human.

Going for a number 2, it's just not the same as the old days.

[Suzanne H.]

It isn't exactly the most sanitary of inventions now is it?

[Rat Patrol]

It isn't exactly the most sanitary of inventions now is it?

You're just jealous that it takes experimental technology for women to poop standing up like men do.

[rcs]

This makes me proud to be human.

stand and deliver!!!!!!!!!!

[Rat Patrol]

"Hmm...'Science Wednesday' has the full road test results this week, complete with optimal viscosity and thrust breakdown.

"I could do without pics of the wind tunnel tests, thank you."

[Suzanne H.]

Another thing...if you had diarreah like that bloke appears to have, how would you have time to strap that thing on?

[threecoffins]

Another thing...if you had diarreah like that bloke appears to have, how would you have time to strap that thing on?

I believe the genius behind this contraption is that it liquifies your solid shits into a sprayable medium, although having diarrhea does slightly conserve battery life.

[Rat Patrol]

Another thing...if you had diarreah like that bloke appears to have, how would you have time to strap that thing on?

I believe the genius behind this contraption is that it liquifies your solid shits into a sprayable medium, although having diarrhea does slightly conserve battery life.

Korngold, however, can really shorten the main pump's Mean Time Between Failure rating, though.

[threecoffins]

Another thing...if you had diarreah like that bloke appears to have, how would you have time to strap that thing on?

I believe the genius behind this contraption is that it liquifies your solid shits into a sprayable medium, although having diarrhea does slightly conserve battery life.

Korngold, however, can really shorten the main pump's Mean Time Between Failure rating, though.

The DX package has built-in triple-redundant anti-Korngold mechanism, but you're gonna pay through the

[threecoffins]

nose.

[Rat Patrol]

Bad news: there's been a safety recall issued due to a couple unfortunate fatalities during usage from rare PBA-related complications. The units will be back on the market when the appropriate safety modifications are implemented.

[threecoffins]

Bad news: there's been a safety recall issued due to a couple unfortunate fatalities during usage from rare PBA-related complications. The units will be back on the market when the appropriate safety modifications are implemented.

What, no pictures?

[CorwoodRep]

I find it hilarious that the device goes over the head instead of through the legs, which accomplishes nothing but spraying shit everywhere.

[Rat Patrol]

I find it hilarious that the device goes over the head instead of through the legs, which accomplishes everything by spraying shit everywhere.

You ever been in a dive bar bathroom? Or gone to a dinner party at someone's house which turns into an Amway sales pitch?