Daisy of Love - Meet the Douchebags

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matedog wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:I wish Daisy was hotter.

The Bret Michaels one was enjoyable because of all the chicks. This one just has one chick. I don't like that.
I find her to be oddly appealling.
Me too, plus her "palsey hands" are hilarious.
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Good work, Flex. You really stepped it up this week.

We got to hear Police on my Back twice this ep. London is clearly a front runner if he keeps up his dark brooding rocker shtick.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
We got to hear Police on my Back twice this ep.
Yeah, he has his own theme song. So does Fox.
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matedog wrote:Good work, Flex. You really stepped it up this week.

We got to hear Police on my Back twice this ep. London is clearly a front runner if he keeps up his dark brooding rocker shtick.
I'm just tryin' to go out there and be the best damned Flex I can be.
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tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:
We got to hear Police on my Back twice this ep.
Yeah, he has his own theme song. So does Fox.
I thought Fox did.

Anyway, why did they choose POMB? I would have done a knock off of Anarchy in the UK instead.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Halfway through the ep, I thought "Wow, London is going to win this." What a surprise.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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For a guy with a tattoo saying "Fight or Die" on the front of this neck, Cage was kind of an emo boy. Flex is still alive, but I can't see him possibly winning.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:For a guy with a tattoo saying "Fight or Die" on the front of this neck, Cage was kind of an emo boy. Flex is still alive, but I can't see him possibly winning.
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Flex is actually the best dude on the show. He's the only one without clown-ish tendencies.
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tepista wrote:Flex is actually the best dude on the show. He's the only one without clown-ish tendencies.
Which is fascinating, because here … ;)
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tepista wrote:Flex is actually the best dude on the show. He's the only one without clown-ish tendencies.
Yeah, I'm liking him more and more each week. I am finding 12-Pack to be funnier every week.
Side note - I love how the hot guys can get away with murder with Daisy.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Here's my Hanidicap

Big Rig - Nice Guy, but he's a hillbilly. No chance in Hell. 25/1
Sinister - undersized sissy boy, and too emotional. 15/1
ChiChi - see above. 12/1
Fox - Has a girlfriend, but he's good looking. 5-1
Flex - Most normal guy in the place, and that may hurt him 3-1
12 Pack - Reality stars deserve eachother. 2-1
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tepista wrote:Here's my Hanidicap

Big Rig - Nice Guy, but he's a hillbilly. No chance in Hell. 25/1
Sinister - undersized sissy boy, and too emotional. 15/1
ChiChi - see above. 12/1
Fox - Has a girlfriend, but he's good looking. 5-1
Flex - Most normal guy in the place, and that may hurt him 3-1
12 Pack - Reality stars deserve eachother. 2-1
London would have been even if he had stuck around. Fox was the runner up but apparently ex drama will be sending him packing next week. Apparently she is into 12 Pack which I don't understand why. it'd be cool if Flex or maybe even Chi Chi won.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Is this thread about UFOs?
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Wolter wrote:Is this thread about UFO?
Their best track has to be Doctor Doctor.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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