Daisy of Love - Meet the Douchebags

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Speaking of vomiting, to "Hoy up" is Brit-slang for being sick....

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/hoy%20up
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Heston wrote:Speaking of vomiting, to "Hoy up" is Brit-slang for being sick....

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/hoy%20up
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:Speaking of vomiting, to "Hoy up" is Brit-slang for being sick....

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/hoy%20up
That name is so driven by fate …
Whereas to "eum-down" is to violently vomit on the phone to a robot while simultaneously in an online chat room singing CTC karaoke.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:Speaking of vomiting, to "Hoy up" is Brit-slang for being sick....

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/hoy%20up
That name is so driven by fate …
Whereas to "eum-down" is to violently vomit on the phone to a robot while simultaneously in an online chat room singing CTC karaoke.
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Episode 2 was solid. Flipper "flipped" out and broke a bottle on his head before flipping off Daisy and leaving. Flex, I'm pretty disappointed in your choice of gift but you are still around. Riki Rachman's comments on the contestants are decently funny.
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matedog wrote:Flex, I'm pretty disappointed in your choice of gift but you are still around.
That was el lame-o.

Flipper is a bitch, everyone was laughing at his non-funniness, and he decides to pick a fight with the one guy in the house who is not a weightlifter.
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tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:Flex, I'm pretty disappointed in your choice of gift but you are still around.
That was el lame-o.

Flipper is a bitch, everyone was laughing at his non-funniness, and he decides to pick a fight with the one guy in the house who is not a weightlifter.
I like how they pissed on his lame ass green shoes.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:Flex, I'm pretty disappointed in your choice of gift but you are still around.
That was el lame-o.

Flipper is a bitch, everyone was laughing at his non-funniness, and he decides to pick a fight with the one guy in the house who is not a weightlifter.
I like how they pissed on his lame ass green shoes.
I was hoping he'd come back to claim them. It can't be easy to be a standout asshole in a house full of assholes.
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tepista wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:Flex, I'm pretty disappointed in your choice of gift but you are still around.
That was el lame-o.

Flipper is a bitch, everyone was laughing at his non-funniness, and he decides to pick a fight with the one guy in the house who is not a weightlifter.
I like how they pissed on his lame ass green shoes.
I was hoping he'd come back to claim them. It can't be easy to be a standout asshole in a house full of assholes.
Chi Chi seems alright although he physically resembles a person I really hate right now so that fucks with my mind. Fat Sammy Hagar really likes whiskey "up in this bitch". He will be missed.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Professor's "I'm Stable" routine went over well. :rolleyes:
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tepista wrote:Professor's "I'm Stable" routine went over well. :rolleyes:
I'm surprised the "I'm used to women going after me...I work out a lot" line didn't win her over. Maybe that's there I'm going wrong.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote:I work out a lot"
What buff guys with no personality say on dates.
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I wish Daisy was hotter.

The Bret Michaels one was enjoyable because of all the chicks. This one just has one chick. I don't like that.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:I wish Daisy was hotter.

The Bret Michaels one was enjoyable because of all the chicks. This one just has one chick. I don't like that.
I find her to be oddly appealling.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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