Daisy of Love - Meet the Douchebags

[matedog]

I kinda wanted to like London, but he puked in the sink, and me being a guy who has to clean bathroom bar puke on a semi-regular basis, the rule is:

toilet - yes
trash can - yes
sink - no
floor - no

I vomited in my friend's kitchen sink once but only because I couldn't find the bathroom and knew exactly where the kitchen was. I would think that is more acceptable because it is bigger and has a disposal right?

[tepista]

I would think that is more acceptable because it is bigger and has a disposal right?

Yeah, that's OK, you don't want chunks going down a bathroom sink, it stops up.

Last time I puked in a bar that didn't hit the correct spot (the floor) I gave the barback ten bucks after he cleaned it. That was probably 10 years ago.

[tepista]

Another move I'm good at is walking down the street and leaning over to puke on the curb, without missing a step. "Are you okay?" "Sure, got a tic tac?"

[matedog]

I would think that is more acceptable because it is bigger and has a disposal right?

Yeah, that's OK, you don't want chunks going down a bathroom sink, it stops up.

Last time I puked in a bar that didn't hit the correct spot (the floor) I gave the barback ten bucks after he cleaned it. That was probably 10 years ago.

I'm pretty good about control. When I do throw up, it is usually me pulling the trigger because I want to sober up before I go to sleep.

[Wolter]

Another move I'm good at is walking down the street and leaning over to puke on the curb, without missing a step. "Are you okay?" "Sure, got a tic tac?"

I used to be great at the "boot and rally." I would silently and casually excuse myself, vomit in a businesslike manner in the toilet, and then come out to have another drink to wash the taste out of my mouth.

[Dr. Medulla]

A my no-longer-able-to-drink drinking buddy collected what he thought were hilarious preludes to my puking. "You better let me in there" and "This ain't gonna be good" were his favourites. I figured, hey, you do whatcha gotta do. The other thing he loved about my throwing up when drunk is that my forehead releases beads of sweat the size of pennies. In retrospect, I think he encouraged my excesses for his own amusement.

[JennyB]

I kinda wanted to like London, but he puked in the sink, and me being a guy who has to clean bathroom bar puke on a semi-regular basis, the rule is:

toilet - yes
trash can - yes
sink - no
floor - no

I vomited in my friend's kitchen sink once but only because I couldn't find the bathroom and knew exactly where the kitchen was. I would think that is more acceptable because it is bigger and has a disposal right?

I like how Hoy is seeking your approval on where to puke.

[tepista]

I kinda wanted to like London, but he puked in the sink, and me being a guy who has to clean bathroom bar puke on a semi-regular basis, the rule is:

toilet - yes
trash can - yes
sink - no
floor - no

I vomited in my friend's kitchen sink once but only because I couldn't find the bathroom and knew exactly where the kitchen was. I would think that is more acceptable because it is bigger and has a disposal right?

I like how Hoy is seeking your approval on where to puke.

I teach a one day seminar on Puke Etiquette, the third Wednesday of the month at the community college.

[mcnugget]

London is not even a brit, she nicknamed him London because he looks like a British Punk, she said.

Did you notice they played some weird version of Police on my Back at the end either before or after he came down?

YES I DID!!!!!!!

phew, I thought I just imagined hearing that.

I hate when people puke in sinks also. NASTY. When I started running cross country in the 8th grade, I became good at puking while running. Don't miss a beat, just hope it doesn't get stringy.

[Heston]

I was once sick in a pint glass and amazingly I stopped just as I filled the glass, as if I were pulling a pint in a pub. It even had a good head on it.

[Suzanne H.]

Why did I decide to read this thread while I'm eating dinner?

[tepista]

I was once sick in a pint glass and amazingly I stopped just as I filled the glass, as if I were pulling a pint in a pub. It even had a good head on it.

Ha, thats great

[Rat Patrol]

I was once sick in a pint glass and amazingly I stopped just as I filled the glass, as if I were pulling a pint in a pub. It even had a good head on it.

He pours his own PBR.

[mcnugget]

I was once sick in a pint glass and amazingly I stopped just as I filled the glass, as if I were pulling a pint in a pub. It even had a good head on it.

my friends godfather had a zip up Halloween mask on at a party once and couldn't get the mask off in time.

[Silent Majority]

I once took a piss in my mate's kitchen sink because I was sleeping on his living room floor and couldn't be bothered to walk up the stairs.

He walked in just as I zipped up.

He:"You...alright"?
Me: "...yeah."
[pause]
Me: "Well, I'd best be getting asleep."