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A cat stretching and rolling around produces serious envy in me.
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Happy Birthday to the felines Medulla!
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https://www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject. ... obra-bite/

The same fate befell the Cat Whisperer too after he tried to marry Bitsy and Mittens. X(

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I found this recently. Been laughing all morning.

https://www.instagram.com/cats_in_food/

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Mimi wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 1:19pm
I found this recently. Been laughing all morning.

https://www.instagram.com/cats_in_food/
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Good doggo

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I've always kinda wondered whether "working dogs" are jealous of all those other dogs who basically fuck around all day. I'm busting my ass sniffing for dope at the airport while Freckles gets to laze around, following the sunbeam, and then go for a walk when ding-dong comes home.
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The evolution of my feeding the squirrels in my backyard (and, I guess, neighbours' backyards) has grown to my naming them. All black squirrels ar named Pete; all grey squirrels are named Lana. Petes are very bold, willing to hang out at the door to wait for me; Lanas are stand-offish, waiting at least a minute after I throw the peanuts before they'll approach.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 9:09am
The evolution of my feeding the squirrels in my backyard (and, I guess, neighbours' backyards) has grown to my naming them. All black squirrels ar named Pete; all grey squirrels are named Lana. Petes are very bold, willing to hang out at the door to wait for me; Lanas are stand-offish, waiting at least a minute after I throw the peanuts before they'll approach.
I picture you doing this in giant Bermuda shorts
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 3:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 9:09am
The evolution of my feeding the squirrels in my backyard (and, I guess, neighbours' backyards) has grown to my naming them. All black squirrels ar named Pete; all grey squirrels are named Lana. Petes are very bold, willing to hang out at the door to wait for me; Lanas are stand-offish, waiting at least a minute after I throw the peanuts before they'll approach.
I picture you doing this in giant Bermuda shorts
Straw hat and pina colada in a hollowed-out pineapple, I hope.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 9:09am
The evolution of my feeding the squirrels in my backyard (and, I guess, neighbours' backyards) has grown to my naming them. All black squirrels ar named Pete; all grey squirrels are named Lana. Petes are very bold, willing to hang out at the door to wait for me; Lanas are stand-offish, waiting at least a minute after I throw the peanuts before they'll approach.
I just got off the phone with an intoxicated, excitable Beaner. He's gotta borrow the KILLvan for a couple days. Says it's urgent, and he's bringing a couple pissbuckets so he doesn't have to stop...not even for Border Security. Wants to know if the auxiliary fuel tank is filled and if the lead-shielded weapons bay impenetrable to police thermal scan is ready for duty. Says he'll bring back a trunk fill of La Fin du Monde cases with the higher Canadian-distribution alcohol content as thanks.

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