Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness

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Internet fame: The real yeti that lurks within us. Which makes eumaas' traditional birthday advice more poignant, really.

Also, by the time Genie finishes her story, I want her took over and see that Mark is frozen solid from standing all this time underdressed in a goddamned blizzard.
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Mark takes some time and breaks the fourth wall to talk with the kids about what's really important, like the fascinating albino skunks of Portugal!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Feb 2020, 10:34am
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Mark takes some time and breaks the fourth wall to talk with the kids about what's really important, like the fascinating albino skunks of Portugal!
So back to the regular artist too from the looks of it.

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Mark's punching fists feel a little tingle. This trip may not have been in vain. There may yet be punching justice!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Feb 2020, 9:27am
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Mark's punching fists feel a little tingle. This trip may not have been in vain. There may yet be punching justice!
The artwork looks wonky again in this strip.
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11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
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1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
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Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!

Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
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1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
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Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!

Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
Wait so Dr. Yeti is dead?
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Kory wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 1:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
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1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
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Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!

Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
Wait so Dr. Yeti is dead?
Seemingly. If the avalanche didn't kill him, being abandoned by everyone in his party would likely do it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 1:58pm
Kory wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 1:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
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1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Image
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!

Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
Wait so Dr. Yeti is dead?
Seemingly. If the avalanche didn't kill him, being abandoned by everyone in his party would likely do it.
Hooray! It was going to happen sooner or later.
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Kory wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 2:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 1:58pm
Kory wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 1:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
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1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Image
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!

Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
Wait so Dr. Yeti is dead?
Seemingly. If the avalanche didn't kill him, being abandoned by everyone in his party would likely do it.
Hooray! It was going to happen sooner or later.
But. There. Was. No. Punching! No punching, no justice!
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This whole story arc was like made up by a 3rd grader or something. Genie knowingly participated in this expedition to humor Harvey and now is lamenting how it all turned into a shit show with someone likely dead and many thousands of dollars wasted.

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revbob wrote:
21 Feb 2020, 3:53pm
This whole story arc was like made up by a 3rd grader or something. Genie knowingly participated in this expedition to humor Harvey and now is lamenting how it all turned into a shit show with someone likely dead and many thousands of dollars wasted.
Yeah, but we learned that Generation Snapchat should stop taking selfies in search of their inner yeti and instead go out in the world to find their inner sasquatch.
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On the one hand, this would suggest my theory was wrong that Mark snapped Cherry's neck and ran away to Nepal to escape John Law. On the other hand, do we actually see Cherry here? Maybe Mark is faking her voice for any eavesdroppers or, better yet, he's gone Norman Bates.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2020, 8:53am
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On the one hand, this would suggest my theory was wrong that Mark snapped Cherry's neck and ran away to Nepal to escape John Law. On the other hand, do we actually see Cherry here? Maybe Mark is faking her voice for any eavesdroppers or, better yet, he's gone Norman Bates.
"I don't know for sure, Cherry. I just couldn't be bothered to look for him any further."
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
24 Feb 2020, 9:21am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Feb 2020, 8:53am
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On the one hand, this would suggest my theory was wrong that Mark snapped Cherry's neck and ran away to Nepal to escape John Law. On the other hand, do we actually see Cherry here? Maybe Mark is faking her voice for any eavesdroppers or, better yet, he's gone Norman Bates.
"I don't know for sure, Cherry. I just couldn't be bothered to look for him any further."
Or, like, at all. I think Mark's uncaring attitude is less because he's into nature and mythological creatures and more because he's an old-fashioned paper and ink journalist, not a social media guy. He's taking his stand for a dying breed, dammit!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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