It was perhaps his BB-8 reveal that was most damaging.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 8:09amBeing an obsessive/curious feller, I had to go find the post. I feared it would be me who was the asshole, but thankfully it was Dave: viewtopic.php?p=425934#p425934Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 11:31pmI found out that Han Solo died, as a lurker on IMCT, in the Star Wars thread, less than 24 hours before I went to see the movie with my parents. I forget who it was. It was almost 5 more years before I finally started posting here. True story, I shit you not. Fuckers.Kory wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 3:29pmI'm going to rant about spoilers for a minute. I just got fucked over by some asshole on a huge reveal that just came out yesterday. Normally I'd have been at my LCS and gotten the issue, but I was getting over a cold and am going today instead. Fucker couldn't even wait two days. I called him out and he doubled down on being a dick, also adding that "[he gets] spoiled all the time, nothing to get upset about." On something I'd been waiting months for. So now 'm supposed to lower how much I care about the book to HIS level, just so he can make a fucking post.
All of this to say, we're fucking doomed as a society because this is exactly why the assholes run the world. We all have to conform to them.
Nobody else talked about Han's death for several weeks after it opened.
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Ha! Yup, that's the post. Fuckin' Dave.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 8:09amBeing an obsessive/curious feller, I had to go find the post. I feared it would be me who was the asshole, but thankfully it was Dave: viewtopic.php?p=425934#p425934Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 11:31pmI found out that Han Solo died, as a lurker on IMCT, in the Star Wars thread, less than 24 hours before I went to see the movie with my parents. I forget who it was. It was almost 5 more years before I finally started posting here. True story, I shit you not. Fuckers.Kory wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 3:29pmI'm going to rant about spoilers for a minute. I just got fucked over by some asshole on a huge reveal that just came out yesterday. Normally I'd have been at my LCS and gotten the issue, but I was getting over a cold and am going today instead. Fucker couldn't even wait two days. I called him out and he doubled down on being a dick, also adding that "[he gets] spoiled all the time, nothing to get upset about." On something I'd been waiting months for. So now 'm supposed to lower how much I care about the book to HIS level, just so he can make a fucking post.
All of this to say, we're fucking doomed as a society because this is exactly why the assholes run the world. We all have to conform to them.
Nobody else talked about Han's death for several weeks after it opened.
Also, I 100% knew that you wouldn't be able to resist going back to look it up for me Doc.
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I dont even recall Han dying.
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Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 8:58amAlso, I 100% knew that you wouldn't be able to resist going back to look it up for me Doc.
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Wookie STDs are no joke.
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Hey, I'm an obsessive/curious feller too, but also lazy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 9:20amKimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 8:58amAlso, I 100% knew that you wouldn't be able to resist going back to look it up for me Doc.
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Apparently it's not just a myth promoted by the Empire to marginalize a hirsute species.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 9:23amWookie STDs are no joke.
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Yeah, before he met Leia, Han briefly but foolishly had a relationship with Chewie's younger sister, Scratchy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 10:46amApparently it's not just a myth promoted by the Empire to marginalize a hirsute species.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 9:23amWookie STDs are no joke.
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Like the old Tatooine saying goes, "Don't stick your dick in Wookiie."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 11:20amYeah, before he met Leia, Han briefly but foolishly had a relationship with Chewie's younger sister, Scratchy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 10:46amApparently it's not just a myth promoted by the Empire to marginalize a hirsute species.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 9:23amWookie STDs are no joke.
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I bet it was Flex.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 11:31pmI found out that Han Solo died, as a lurker on IMCT, in the Star Wars thread, less than 24 hours before I went to see the movie with my parents. I forget who it was. It was almost 5 more years before I finally started posting here. True story, I shit you not. Fuckers.Kory wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 3:29pmI'm going to rant about spoilers for a minute. I just got fucked over by some asshole on a huge reveal that just came out yesterday. Normally I'd have been at my LCS and gotten the issue, but I was getting over a cold and am going today instead. Fucker couldn't even wait two days. I called him out and he doubled down on being a dick, also adding that "[he gets] spoiled all the time, nothing to get upset about." On something I'd been waiting months for. So now 'm supposed to lower how much I care about the book to HIS level, just so he can make a fucking post.
All of this to say, we're fucking doomed as a society because this is exactly why the assholes run the world. We all have to conform to them.
edit: oh, it was BBE, that makes sense too.
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Yeah, if Beaner hadn't totally ruined my Star Wars experience, I might have started posting here 5 years earlier.Kory wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 3:56pmI bet it was Flex.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 11:31pmI found out that Han Solo died, as a lurker on IMCT, in the Star Wars thread, less than 24 hours before I went to see the movie with my parents. I forget who it was. It was almost 5 more years before I finally started posting here. True story, I shit you not. Fuckers.Kory wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 3:29pmI'm going to rant about spoilers for a minute. I just got fucked over by some asshole on a huge reveal that just came out yesterday. Normally I'd have been at my LCS and gotten the issue, but I was getting over a cold and am going today instead. Fucker couldn't even wait two days. I called him out and he doubled down on being a dick, also adding that "[he gets] spoiled all the time, nothing to get upset about." On something I'd been waiting months for. So now 'm supposed to lower how much I care about the book to HIS level, just so he can make a fucking post.
All of this to say, we're fucking doomed as a society because this is exactly why the assholes run the world. We all have to conform to them.
edit: oh, it was BBE, that makes sense too.
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This post makes me wonder...is it correctly spelled wookie, wookiee, or wookiie?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 12:14pmLike the old Tatooine saying goes, "Don't stick your dick in Wookiie."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 11:20amYeah, before he met Leia, Han briefly but foolishly had a relationship with Chewie's younger sister, Scratchy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 10:46amApparently it's not just a myth promoted by the Empire to marginalize a hirsute species.
I mean, it also makes me wonder other things too...like, did Chewbacca have a big red dog dick?
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I knew there was a weird double vowel at the end, but guessed wrong—it's a double e, not i.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑02 Dec 2023, 2:00pmThis post makes me wonder...is it correctly spelled wookie, wookiee, or wookiie?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 12:14pmLike the old Tatooine saying goes, "Don't stick your dick in Wookiie."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 11:20amYeah, before he met Leia, Han briefly but foolishly had a relationship with Chewie's younger sister, Scratchy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Dec 2023, 10:46amApparently it's not just a myth promoted by the Empire to marginalize a hirsute species.
I mean, it also makes me wonder other things too...like, did Chewbacca have a big red dog dick?
Also: maybe.
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I went with "wookie" originally, and then tortured myself over whether to revise it. After you replied with "wookiie", I knew my edit would have the dreaded "edited" tag. I was then relieved to have looked it up and to have found out that we were both wrong.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Dec 2023, 2:27pmI knew there was a weird double vowel at the end, but guessed wrong—it's a double e, not i.
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