You are having a dilemma.
You are having a dilemma.
Would you rather live in a DUMPSTER or CARDBOARD BOX?
Millions of people all over the world are homeless and on April 20, 2003 you will become one of them.
WAIT DON’T ANSWER JUST YET!
This is an important decision. It Is possible that you may be living in ether of the choices for the next 20 YEARS. Think of the pro and con before making your choice. It’s very important.
The Dumpster is located in Hawaii.
The cardboard box is located in the Bahamas
The cardboard box is one that a wide screen TV came in.(The TV is not included.)
The dumpster is emptied every Tuesday and Thursday.
The box is empty.
The dumpster is full of garbage except every Tuesday and Thursday.
You can make a meal out of the stuff in the dumpster.
The dumpster is next to a middle school. All the kids will know you sleep there.
You share the box with Carrot Top.
Some “Weed” seeds have sprouted near the dumpster.
The cardboard box has 2 bedroom, 1 bath and has an Olympic size swimming pool.
If you have any questions please ask. If you have made you decision please share it with us.
Millions of people all over the world are homeless and on April 20, 2003 you will become one of them.
WAIT DON’T ANSWER JUST YET!
This is an important decision. It Is possible that you may be living in ether of the choices for the next 20 YEARS. Think of the pro and con before making your choice. It’s very important.
The Dumpster is located in Hawaii.
The cardboard box is located in the Bahamas
The cardboard box is one that a wide screen TV came in.(The TV is not included.)
The dumpster is emptied every Tuesday and Thursday.
The box is empty.
The dumpster is full of garbage except every Tuesday and Thursday.
You can make a meal out of the stuff in the dumpster.
The dumpster is next to a middle school. All the kids will know you sleep there.
You share the box with Carrot Top.
Some “Weed” seeds have sprouted near the dumpster.
The cardboard box has 2 bedroom, 1 bath and has an Olympic size swimming pool.
If you have any questions please ask. If you have made you decision please share it with us.
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
What.The.Fuck.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead...
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
I'd rather live in a bucket tbh......
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead...
Re: You are having a dilemma.
snews hasn't prepared you for surreal insanity of existence and the cruel absurdity of life.MadModWorld wrote:What.The.Fuck.
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
All I know is unicorns & Paul Weller. 0_0
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead...
Re: You are having a dilemma.
Cardboard box. I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
Dumpsters come pre-furnished with food, furniture, and often pets...dozens and dozens of ravenous pets.
Re: You are having a dilemma.
Can't wait for April 20, 2003.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
Re: You are having a dilemma.
I'll take the box.
The reason is after I kill carrot top I will go to jail and get 3 hots and a cot, so my housing problem is fixed.
And since I killed carrot top I will probaly be treated as royality by all my new convict neighbors.
The reason is after I kill carrot top I will go to jail and get 3 hots and a cot, so my housing problem is fixed.
And since I killed carrot top I will probaly be treated as royality by all my new convict neighbors.
Re: You are having a dilemma.
Jesus Christ, I don't even think this.almo wrote:Cardboard box. I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
Man, Almo...Potsie is in the 30% on this. Why can't you get on board?matedog wrote:Jesus Christ, I don't even think this.almo wrote:Cardboard box. I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
Just a possibility—tho one I don't really believe—is that Carrot Top isn't Carrot Top in private. Like Johnny Carson was especially shy and quiet in private, but extremely engaging in public. If Carrot Top is halfway normal, that could tip things. (Even so, I don't think I could stand looking at the guy—freakish on so many levels.)
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
i would take the dumpster. Will michael be singing smooth criminal ? OH NO! Pete Wentz!
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Re: You are having a dilemma.
If you want my answer, Inder, work harder on recovering the original thread this was on...
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