You are having a dilemma.

Inder · Post by **Inder** » 01 Jul 2008, 1:16am

Would you rather live in a DUMPSTER or CARDBOARD BOX?

Millions of people all over the world are homeless and on April 20, 2003 you will become one of them.

WAIT DON’T ANSWER JUST YET!

This is an important decision. It Is possible that you may be living in ether of the choices for the next 20 YEARS. Think of the pro and con before making your choice. It’s very important.

The Dumpster is located in Hawaii.
The cardboard box is located in the Bahamas

The cardboard box is one that a wide screen TV came in.(The TV is not included.)
The dumpster is emptied every Tuesday and Thursday.

The box is empty.
The dumpster is full of garbage except every Tuesday and Thursday.

You can make a meal out of the stuff in the dumpster.

The dumpster is next to a middle school. All the kids will know you sleep there.
You share the box with Carrot Top.

Some “Weed” seeds have sprouted near the dumpster.
The cardboard box has 2 bedroom, 1 bath and has an Olympic size swimming pool.

If you have any questions please ask. If you have made you decision please share it with us.

MadModWorld · Post by **MadModWorld** » 01 Jul 2008, 2:32am

What.The.Fuck.

Toxana Mellor · Post by **Toxana Mellor** » 01 Jul 2008, 2:34am

I'd rather live in a bucket tbh......

MadModWorld · Post by **MadModWorld** » 01 Jul 2008, 2:35am

eumaas · Post by **eumaas** » 01 Jul 2008, 2:41am

MadModWorld wrote:What.The.Fuck.

snews hasn't prepared you for surreal insanity of existence and the cruel absurdity of life.

MadModWorld · Post by **MadModWorld** » 01 Jul 2008, 2:43am

All I know is unicorns & Paul Weller. 0_0

almo · Post by **almo** » 01 Jul 2008, 2:43am

Cardboard box. I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.

Rat Patrol · Post by **Rat Patrol** » 01 Jul 2008, 7:22am

Dumpsters come pre-furnished with food, furniture, and often pets...dozens and dozens of ravenous pets.

Olaf · Post by **Olaf** » 01 Jul 2008, 9:35am

Can't wait for April 20, 2003.

TommyGunn · Post by **TommyGunn** » 01 Jul 2008, 10:24am

I'll take the box.
The reason is after I kill carrot top I will go to jail and get 3 hots and a cot, so my housing problem is fixed.
And since I killed carrot top I will probaly be treated as royality by all my new convict neighbors.

matedog · Post by **matedog** » 01 Jul 2008, 11:12am

almo wrote:Cardboard box. I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.

Jesus Christ, I don't even think this.

Wolter · Post by **Wolter** » 01 Jul 2008, 11:14am

matedog wrote:
almo wrote:Cardboard box. I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
Jesus Christ, I don't even think this.

Man, Almo...Potsie is in the 30% on this. Why can't you get on board?

Dr. Medulla · Post by **Dr. Medulla** » 01 Jul 2008, 11:21am

Just a possibility—tho one I don't really believe—is that Carrot Top isn't Carrot Top in private. Like Johnny Carson was especially shy and quiet in private, but extremely engaging in public. If Carrot Top is halfway normal, that could tip things. (Even so, I don't think I could stand looking at the guy—freakish on so many levels.)

rudiethedirtypunk · Post by **rudiethedirtypunk** » 02 Jul 2008, 5:30am

i would take the dumpster. Will michael be singing smooth criminal ? OH NO! Pete Wentz!

Wolter · Post by **Wolter** » 02 Jul 2008, 9:44am

If you want my answer, Inder, work harder on recovering the original thread this was on...

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