You are having a dilemma.

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TommyGunn wrote:I'll take the box.
The reason is after I kill carrot top I will go to jail and get 3 hots and a cot, so my housing problem is fixed.
And since I killed carrot top I will probaly be treated as royality by all my new convict neighbors.
This is the correct answer.
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almo wrote:I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
this is the single craziest thing i've ever read.

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brink wrote:
almo wrote:I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
this is the single craziest thing i've ever read.
And he lives in a city where Jay Mariotti writes a column.
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Carrot Top's buff, and has a high muscle-to-fat ratio.

In other words, that's some good eatin'. :shifty:
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He's also got implants. Some of his "muscles" jut out at angles that suggest bad surgery.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:He's also got implants. Some of his "muscles" jut out at angles that suggest bad surgery.
:twitch:
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The fact that Dr. Worm spent enough time looking at that to notice disturbs me.
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Wolter wrote:The fact that Dr. Worm spent enough time looking at that to notice disturbs me.
Dr. Hooks is veery meticulous. Shhhhhh!

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Wolter wrote:The fact that Dr. Worm spent enough time looking at that to notice disturbs me.
It was on some blog that someone posted a picture of him (different than above) to point out evidence of implants. It was around his shoulders and back that there were weird bulges.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:The fact that Dr. Worm spent enough time looking at that to notice disturbs me.
It was on some blog that someone posted a picture of him (different than above) to point out evidence of implants. It was around his shoulders and back that there were weird bulges.
"blog" or "porn site?"

I kid. No one would JO on Carrot Top's rails.
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Here's a picture that'll keep you from getting an erection for a week:
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:Here's a picture that'll keep you from getting an erection for a week:
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Okay, those shoulders look like tehy were drawn by Rob Liefeld.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:The fact that Dr. Worm spent enough time looking at that to notice disturbs me.
It was on some blog that someone posted a picture of him (different than above) to point out evidence of implants. It was around his shoulders and back that there were weird bulges.
"blog" or "porn site?"

I kid. No one would JO on Carrot Top's rails.
I wouldn't even accept imitation crab meat from him (and that's the furthest thing from a euphemism).
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Wolter wrote:
brink wrote:
almo wrote:I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
this is the single craziest thing i've ever read.
And he lives in a city where Jay Mariotti writes a column.
shirley you don't think i read the sun-times?!?

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brink wrote:
Wolter wrote:
brink wrote:
almo wrote:I happen to find Carrot Top tolerable.
this is the single craziest thing i've ever read.
And he lives in a city where Jay Mariotti writes a column.
shirley you don't think i read the sun-times?!?
Nah. No one does anymore. "Bright One" my ass.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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