On Time-Bending Hilarity:
I'm waiting for the future to become retro: next week, VH1's I love the 2010s.
On Time-Bending Hilarity, cont.:
I was more of a fan of the 2nd Wave of Killbots. That shit will have used to crack me up.
On Model-Train Fetishism:
I can answer only one of those questions. It's basically fish.
On Lederhosen:
Added to my personal catalogue of German whimsy.
On CAPS LOCK Role in the Curing of Insomnia:
NOW'S THE TIME IN WOLTER'S LIFE WHEN HE FORCES HIMSELF TO SLEEP!!!!!
On the Appropriate Snack for Evil-Planning:
I'm having guacamole and crackers and planning the lie I will tell to my boss when I call in tomorrow.
On Taking Care of Kokey's Most Loathed Enemies:
I'm a fucking monster that kills an animal that provides a valuable service killing other pests. Sue me.
On Comfort:
I'd give you a big hug, but it would be A-line, as I fear intimacy with other humans.
The Quotable Sir Woltrina: The Beginning
The Quotable Sir Woltrina: The Beginning
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