Germany is a land of whimsy

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I think he means Bavarians.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:I think he means Bavarians.
aka Real Germans.™ :shifty:
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"The only Germans that matter"
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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The KISS of Germany.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:The KISS of Germany.
Hëstön's favorite band.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:Image
"you always put a dead badger on a head wound"
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.

Let me say that again.

AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.



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IkarisOne wrote:AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.

Let me say that again.

AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.



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Some things can't be unseen. Or unthought.
Reminds me of a certain Beastie Boys lyric.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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No point in half-assing it, I guess.

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matedog wrote:
IkarisOne wrote:AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.

Let me say that again.

AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.



http://dangerousminds.net/comments/amaz ... in_germany

Some things can't be unseen. Or unthought.
Reminds me of a certain Beastie Boys lyric.
I wonder if you can get one that's been signed by a Centaur.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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It's true. Those 3 years I wholly voluntarily had Combat Rock on constant rotation day and night I gained 430 lbs. from nothing but Trauma Pizza and Psychotic-break Fudge.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
It's true. Those 3 years I wholly voluntarily had Combat Rock on constant rotation day and night I gained 430 lbs. from nothing but Trauma Pizza and Psychotic-break Fudge.
You have no one to blame but yourself.

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tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:
IkarisOne wrote:AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.

Let me say that again.

AMAZON SELLS BASEBALL BATS AS PLUS-SIZED SEX TOYS IN GERMANY.



http://dangerousminds.net/comments/amaz ... in_germany

Some things can't be unseen. Or unthought.
Reminds me of a certain Beastie Boys lyric.
I wonder if you can get one that's been signed by a Centaur.
We need more Amazons like that.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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