Guys --- romance??
Guys --- romance??
Need some XY ideas....
I spent the last 4 years resenting my ex-husband so much, I rarely want to cook for him let alone do anything romantic for him....
So, now that I have a new (and really, REALLY great) guy, I need some 'romance' ideas... He's surprised me with flowers, cards, burning candles, even hid some money for me where I'd find it once when I was running on financial-fumes one pay-period.
Aside from cooking for him and buying him some clothes (which I've done) and surprising him with 'I'm Not There' (he's a Dylan fan), what romantic stuff can I do for a guy??
Looking for clever ideas... and not just sexual.
I spent the last 4 years resenting my ex-husband so much, I rarely want to cook for him let alone do anything romantic for him....
So, now that I have a new (and really, REALLY great) guy, I need some 'romance' ideas... He's surprised me with flowers, cards, burning candles, even hid some money for me where I'd find it once when I was running on financial-fumes one pay-period.
Aside from cooking for him and buying him some clothes (which I've done) and surprising him with 'I'm Not There' (he's a Dylan fan), what romantic stuff can I do for a guy??
Looking for clever ideas... and not just sexual.
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Re: Guys --- romance??
I'm sure there's dozens of things, but nothing beats blow job. Nothing.KokaKola wrote: Looking for clever ideas... and not just sexual.
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Re: Guys --- romance??
Not to thread-drift my own thread after just one reply, but I have to ask ----- Really? Not even sex?tepista wrote:I'm sure there's dozens of things, but nothing beats blow job. Nothing.KokaKola wrote: Looking for clever ideas... and not just sexual.
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Sometimes you just don't feel like doin nuthin, ya know?KokaKola wrote:Not to thread-drift my own thread after just one reply, but I have to ask ----- Really? Not even sex?tepista wrote:I'm sure there's dozens of things, but nothing beats blow job. Nothing.KokaKola wrote: Looking for clever ideas... and not just sexual.
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An enthusiastic blow job might be the greatest thing in the world for a guy.KokaKola wrote:Not to thread-drift my own thread after just one reply, but I have to ask ----- Really? Not even sex?tepista wrote:I'm sure there's dozens of things, but nothing beats blow job. Nothing.KokaKola wrote: Looking for clever ideas... and not just sexual.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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BJKokaKola wrote:Q: Her-on-top sex or BJ?
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How about a BJ on his model train set, followed by some imitation crab meat?
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Re: Guys --- romance??
First a BJ and then her on top.... do both...KokaKola wrote:Q: Her-on-top sex or BJ?
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Re: Guys --- romance??
The ex that I'm trying to win back from her new marine used to do the most thoughtful shit for me. It was always little things here and there. Like when she picked me up from the airport after I had been out of town for a week, she brought me a donut and milk. And when I was having allergy issues when I visited one weekend, she snuck tissues in my jacket when I didn't notice.
Stuff like that and enthusiastic BJs.
Stuff like that and enthusiastic BJs.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: Guys --- romance??
Disagree. Even taking into account the laziness factor, no blowjob ever surpasses actual sex. Her-on-top, minimizing the guy's work, wins easily.tepista wrote:BJKokaKola wrote:Q: Her-on-top sex or BJ?
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Re: Guys --- romance??
So you must be in favor of invading Iran?matedog wrote:The ex that I'm trying to win back from her new marine
My wife buys me cheese, I like that.
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I'm with you. As much as I love it, if I had to choose between the two, I'd take sex over oral, hands down.Dr. Medulla wrote:Disagree. Even taking into account the laziness factor, no blowjob ever surpasses actual sex. Her-on-top, minimizing the guy's work, wins easily.tepista wrote:BJKokaKola wrote:Q: Her-on-top sex or BJ?
I mean, pants down.
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Re: Guys --- romance??
He's a vet. PSD and all. He's actually training to be a CHP officer. In spite of all of this, he's a pretty nice guy.tepista wrote:So you must be in favor of invading Iran?matedog wrote:The ex that I'm trying to win back from her new marine
My wife buys me cheese, I like that.
So yeah, do more of the Dylan thing because apparently guys like little thoughtful things and the other thing we've mentioned about ten times already.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: Guys --- romance??
Organize a threesome.KokaKola wrote:Aside from cooking for him and buying him some clothes (which I've done) and surprising him with 'I'm Not There' (he's a Dylan fan), what romantic stuff can I do for a guy?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board