Wolter wrote:
My elegant solution to the problem? I close the lid every time when I'm done. Then everyone always has to pick something up every time. It replaced my original solution: piss on the seat.
All seat up/down arguments would vanish promptly after such a tactic, as would any female companionship at said residence.
Sit on my lap, I'm sober! - cretin Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
Wolter wrote:
My elegant solution to the problem? I close the lid every time when I'm done. Then everyone always has to pick something up every time. It replaced my original solution: piss on the seat.
All seat up/down arguments would vanish promptly after such a tactic, as would any female companionship at said residence.
"revbob wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
revbob wrote:
Yeah why wouldn't you look where you are about to put your bare ass? But to be honest it is best to close the lid when you flush anyway so that's what I do.
The greatest legacy he leaves is that he made a generation of people think for themselves. He didnt quite manage to change the world but he changed the way people looked at it. It's a sad day - but what a life
evair wrote:this is the most hijacked thread ever...
That's a bold statement. We've hijacked the shit out of lots of threads.
Also, you can only answer "blowjob" so many times.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Kokie said non-sexual, so we should table the BJ until after dinner.
I say you should cook him something he really likes and do a nice desert too. Get him the beer/wine/whiskey he likes. I don't know about other guys, but I love it when she dresses up pretty for me. So, do yourself up, cook, and chill out with him. If he doesn't appreciate that then there are some serious problems with the dude, just sayin'.
