Hey, model train enthusiasts!!!

[Dr. Medulla]

He doesn't say you coat the trains, just that it'll be done in the train room.

If you're jizzing in the train room, how could you not take the opportunity to do it on the trains themselves? You're not making any sense!!!!111!!!11

I'm just saying that the guy is pretty upfront and polite—like Rick Santorum—offering orgasms, fake meat, and he's concerned about his kid's trains. Why would he fuck it all up by letting the wheels get greased?

[Purple Hayes]

Last train to spunkville

Wonder if he's got a model of the famous flying jizzman, and if dressing up was involved who would get to wear the fat controller outfit...?

[Flex]

I'm just saying that the guy is pretty upfront and polite—like Rick Santorum—offering orgasms, fake meat, and he's concerned about his kid's trains. Why would he fuck it all up by letting the wheels get greased?

He's performing maintenance.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm just saying that the guy is pretty upfront and polite—like Rick Santorum—offering orgasms, fake meat, and he's concerned about his kid's trains. Why would he fuck it all up by letting the wheels get greased?

He's performing maintenance.

I would accept that, but only if he's by himself. When you've got an audience, you expect the trains to run on time. So to speak.

[revbob]

Holy shit I just saw that there's a model train expo in town this weekend. No wonder the store was out of imitation crab meat.

[Wolter]

Holy shit I just saw that there's a model train expo in town this weekend. No wonder the store was out of imitation crab meat.

AHAHAHAHAHA!

[BostonBeaneater]

Do you have a link to the ad? I want to know what the hell he has in his freezer. I know you're going to say imitation crab meat, but I really want to knw what his guy has stored in the deep freeze.

[Wolter]

Do you have a link to the ad? I want to know what the hell he has in his freezer. I know you're going to say imitation crab meat, but I really want to knw what his guy has stored in the deep freeze.

Sorry. Got the .jpeg from another board.

[BostonBeaneater]

Do you have a link to the ad? I want to know what the hell he has in his freezer. I know you're going to say imitation crab meat, but I really want to knw what his guy has stored in the deep freeze.

Sorry. Got the .jpeg from another board.

It could be crabmeat. Could be old ice cream. Could be venison. Could be the last guy to jack off on the train set. Could be anything.

[Purple Hayes]

Or the last guy who broke a train while stomping around like Godzilla? That would probably really piss him off

Joe Public's in Philly now isn't he? Maybe we could get him to go undercover and investigate

[BostonBeaneater]

Or the last guy who broke a train while stomping around like Godzilla? That would probably really piss him off

Joe Public's in Philly now isn't he? Maybe we could get him to go undercover and investigate

IMTC Undercover. I like it.

[revbob]

on the rails? Here's how dumb I am. I thought "jo in my model train room" was a typo for "join my..." As much as I already loved this ad, now it's like five thousand times better. And I can't believe I couldn't figure out a simple sex-related net abbreviation, the hell is wrong with me?

dumb tep

Sir Topham Hat gets very cross when people JO on the tracks!


No one is appreciating my Thomas the Tank Engine reference here.

Funny thing about the original post. For a while there was a personal ad in the local alt-weekly paper where this guy was looking to meet other guys in the woods early in the morning for shirtless JO sessions, again "nothing gay" though. How is there "nothing gay" about jerking off with a bunch of bare chested guys?

[Wolter]

[tepista]

He starts out with "no gay stuff" but moves into "possible hand job exchange" What do you have to do to be gay? Rim job?

[Dr. Medulla]

He starts out with "no gay stuff" but moves into "possible hand job exchange" What do you have to do to be gay? Rim job?

I think it means watching chick flicks, going shopping—you know, gay stuff.