Hey, model train enthusiasts!!!

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
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Re: Hey, model train enthusiasts!!!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:He starts out with "no gay stuff" but moves into "possible hand job exchange" What do you have to do to be gay? Rim job?
I think it means watching chick flicks, going shopping—you know, gay stuff.
Oh, I see. He's not inviting you over to drink mojitos and dance to old Madonna records.
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tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:He starts out with "no gay stuff" but moves into "possible hand job exchange" What do you have to do to be gay? Rim job?
I think it means watching chick flicks, going shopping—you know, gay stuff.
Oh, I see. He's not inviting you over to drink mojitos and dance to old Madonna records.
Exactly—just beating off together during a tornado. Nothing gay.
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I know it's a stereotype but I don't think I've ever actually spit beer all over the monitor until this thread....Oh shit, are there sexual connotations to that? Why do I hear BOC's Godzilla playing in my head? I'm going back to the sanctity of the alcoholics' thread where I feel warm and fuzzy.

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Apparently prison rules are that it is only gay to receive not to give :shifty:

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101Walterton wrote:Apparently prison rules are that it is only gay to receive not to give :shifty:
That's a rule the matedog can roll with.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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as someone who was once a member of the worlds biggest model railway club: http://www.gainsmodelrailway.ik.com/

what i find the most disturbing is what were you surfing for when you found the 'article'? :shifty:

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revbob wrote:Holy shit I just saw that there's a model train expo in town this weekend. No wonder the store was out of imitation crab meat.
My vote for most hilarious post on IMCT ever.
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This thread is that much more batshit awesome now that the image Wolt posted to kick it off is dead and I have no idea in fuck what's going on.

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Rat Patrol wrote:This thread is that much more batshit awesome now that the image Wolt posted to kick it off is dead and I have no idea in fuck what's going on.
Subject: Hey, model train enthusiasts!!!
eumaas wrote:http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/e ... nwzo7s.jpg
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eumaas wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:This thread is that much more batshit awesome now that the image Wolt posted to kick it off is dead and I have no idea in fuck what's going on.
Subject: Hey, model train enthusiasts!!!
eumaas wrote:http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/e ... nwzo7s.jpg
the original photo disappeared.
You just had to pop my naiveté cherry.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:This thread is that much more batshit awesome now that the image Wolt posted to kick it off is dead and I have no idea in fuck what's going on.
Subject: Hey, model train enthusiasts!!!
eumaas wrote:http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/e ... nwzo7s.jpg
the original photo disappeared.
You just had to pop my naiveté cherry.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Purple Hayes wrote:Or the last guy who broke a train while stomping around like Godzilla? That would probably really piss him off

Joe Public's in Philly now isn't he? Maybe we could get him to go undercover and investigate
IMTC Undercover. I like it.
What do you reckon JP? Could be fun and who doesn't love imitation crab meat? :mrgreen:
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Purple Hayes wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Purple Hayes wrote:Or the last guy who broke a train while stomping around like Godzilla? That would probably really piss him off

Joe Public's in Philly now isn't he? Maybe we could get him to go undercover and investigate
IMTC Undercover. I like it.
What do you reckon JP? Could be fun and who doesn't love imitation crab meat? :mrgreen:
Is Joe willing to suspend his affection for scrapple—I'm assuming all Pennsylvanians love that stuff—for imitation crab meat?
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I missed this thread back when it happened so.... wow, just wow. The "(don't break they are my sons)" is particularly disturbing. I hope he does mean that the trains are like sons to him... if not, poor kid. Actually, if they are like his sons and he invites guys over to jerk off on them... and if he actually has a real son.... er...

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