What are you having for dinner?

[Dr. Medulla]

Brown rice is pretty clutch.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!

Not quite true—there's no way to reliably quantify clutch or separate it from normal batting behaviour.

You're just saying that so you can exempt Big Papi.

And Saint Derek of Jéter.

[Wolter]

Brown rice is pretty clutch.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!

Not quite true—there's no way to reliably quantify clutch or separate it from normal batting behaviour.

You're just saying that so you can exempt Big Papi.

And Saint Derek of Jéter.

I like to think that's pronounced "zhe-tay"

[Dr. Medulla]

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!

Not quite true—there's no way to reliably quantify clutch or separate it from normal batting behaviour.

You're just saying that so you can exempt Big Papi.

And Saint Derek of Jéter.

I like to think that's pronounced "zhe-tay"

Very good—that's what I was trying to convey. His calm eyes and intangibility make him the patron saint of ground balls up the middle.

[revbob]

Brown rice is pretty clutch.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!

I beg to differ

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