Oww-cchh!
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Is that you, Mom?Mimi wrote:Bend over and smile. No, don't bother smiling, just bend over. And you can forget about the lube too!
What the FUCK is wrong with me?
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Even Tep is scowling in disapproval.Wolter wrote:Is that you, Mom?Mimi wrote:Bend over and smile. No, don't bother smiling, just bend over. And you can forget about the lube too!
What the FUCK is wrong with me?
Apparently the last fill on our vehicle was $67 (gas is about $1.30/L here, which works out to about $5.25/gallon). Can't wait for the 'lectric cars to come out …
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I can pretend to be..........if you're into that sort of thing.Wolter wrote:Is that you, Mom?Mimi wrote:Bend over and smile. No, don't bother smiling, just bend over. And you can forget about the lube too!
What the FUCK is wrong with me?
which I'm not.
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BTW, anyone remember one of the many distortions of Al Gore's comments in the 2000 election, that he advocated research to replace the internal combustion engine? And, of course, the GOP labeled him anti-capitalism, some kind of econut, etc, etc. Huh. Look at all the work by the auto industry into electric vehicles. Not that I'm especially praising Al Gore ca. 2000, but his calls for innovation and research into clean(er) technologies might have spurred industry a few years earlier if you hadn't gotten those oil whore twins instead. Anyone who voted for Bush and is whining about gas prices should perhaps go fuck themselves.
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without lube!Dr. Medulla wrote:BTW, anyone remember one of the many distortions of Al Gore's comments in the 2000 election, that he advocated research to replace the internal combustion engine? And, of course, the GOP labeled him anti-capitalism, some kind of econut, etc, etc. Huh. Look at all the work by the auto industry into electric vehicles. Not that I'm especially praising Al Gore ca. 2000, but his calls for innovation and research into clean(er) technologies might have spurred industry a few years earlier if you hadn't gotten those oil whore twins instead. Anyone who voted for Bush and is whining about gas prices should perhaps go fuck themselves.
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I just bought a big ol truck that gets 15mph.
Luckily, I ride the train to work and only go through a tank of gas every 5 weeks or so. $75 a fill up.
Luckily, I ride the train to work and only go through a tank of gas every 5 weeks or so. $75 a fill up.
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Does everyone get the free ride on Wolt's mom, or is just relatives?Dr. Medulla wrote:Even Tep is scowling in disapproval.Wolter wrote:Is that you, Mom?Mimi wrote:Bend over and smile. No, don't bother smiling, just bend over. And you can forget about the lube too!
What the FUCK is wrong with me?
i didn't start this, i was dragged in
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Right after the 2000 election, my old boss said he voted for Bush because he thought Bush's connections with the oil industry would lead to his ability to lower prices. What an idiot.Mimi wrote:without lube!Dr. Medulla wrote:BTW, anyone remember one of the many distortions of Al Gore's comments in the 2000 election, that he advocated research to replace the internal combustion engine? And, of course, the GOP labeled him anti-capitalism, some kind of econut, etc, etc. Huh. Look at all the work by the auto industry into electric vehicles. Not that I'm especially praising Al Gore ca. 2000, but his calls for innovation and research into clean(er) technologies might have spurred industry a few years earlier if you hadn't gotten those oil whore twins instead. Anyone who voted for Bush and is whining about gas prices should perhaps go fuck themselves.
Oh, he was also apparently a child molester.
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Because the last thing the oil industry would want is lower prices.Wolter wrote:Right after the 2000 election, my old boss said he voted for Bush because he thought Bush's connections with the oil industry would lead to his ability to lower prices. What an idiot.Oh, he was also apparently a child molester.
I'm seriously warming to the idea of some kind of intelligence test for voting. It's not so much the non voters that are the problem but the rock stupid voters.
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I have a big ol' Lincoln that gets about 12 mpg, but I only drive about 12 a day round trip to work, and I only do that a few times a wek cuz I'm in a carpool (which makes me a national hero) and I do very little weekend driving. I fill up about once per 3 weeks .BostonBeaneater wrote:I just bought a big ol truck that gets 15mph.
Luckily, I ride the train to work and only go through a tank of gas every 5 weeks or so. $75 a fill up.
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I received a Jury Duty notice, they are going to pay me 15 cents a mile for gas. Thats really going to help.
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Was it dated 1935?daredevil wrote:I received a Jury Duty notice, they are going to pay me 15 cents a mile for gas. Thats really going to help.
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Nope, 2008.Wolter wrote:Was it dated 1935?daredevil wrote:I received a Jury Duty notice, they are going to pay me 15 cents a mile for gas. Thats really going to help.
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Wolter wrote:Was it dated 1935?daredevil wrote:I received a Jury Duty notice, they are going to pay me 15 cents a mile for gas. Thats really going to help.
daredevil is pictured here standing with his back to the camera
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