Oww-cchh!

[JennyB]

The one time I got called for jury duty, I lucked out. A guy in the poll with me used to be my hairdresser, and they frowned upon two people already knowing each other. But that was a high price to pay, because I got bitchy looks and remarks the whole time. What can I say? He totally fried my hair one time. I'm not going to keep going back to him. I swear, hairdressers can be so emotionally abusive. OK, so my point is, get with someone else in the jury pool and pretend you already know each other.

[revbob]

I'm trying to decide what to wear for the jury selection process. I was trying to think of something that might make me seem undesirable yet not obviously so.

I've gotten a number of comments with this:

I don't have as many shirts like that as I used to. I have my very old AT bat logo shirt, a free Puerto Rican political prisoners shirt that doesn't fit, a Mona Mohawk shirt, maybe an old Starry Plough shirt. My wife sometimes makes my old shirts disappear in the laundry.

Jenny's idea probably won't work for me as I really don't know a lot of people in the area these days but who knows.

[Dr. Medulla]

Grin like an idiot non-stop. It might not get you rejected, but you'll always be "That Guy" to those who were there.